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Im still single because i didnt send that chainmail to 10 of my friends when i was xx age

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"The smile is every woman’s sexiest curve (;"

This is pure gold. posted it at 130 am and within 5 min had 10 likes! 8 females.

some of these arre freakin brilliant.. keep 'em rolling!

For those girls who say, " all guys are the same" who told you to try all of them? Whore


I used this one and I got over 50 likes

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Posted the simile and curve thign too half hour 6 comments, 6 likes, awjeee !

That's Money$$

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First of, this thread has alot of gold in it. And anyone who speaks badly against using updates and stuff on facebook to DHV, doesnt recognize (yet) what a great tool FB is or they dont know how to use it for their advantage.

"Everyone" is on FB now and I have heard female friends say that when guys show interest in them, they check them out on FB first and if they dont have a FB-account, they dont go on a date with them, cause they are sceptical.. they think "no FB, what weird things is he hiding?"

Secondly, there are alot more DONTS than DO'S on FB.

Nothing is worse than people whining. Whining about work, their kids, friends etc. Whining and complaining about stuff you do when you meet up with close friends over a coffee or something. You dont put it out for everyone too see.
If you know what you are doing, you can complain on the lack of service you got from you phonecompany or something people can recognize themselves with. BUT, ALWAYS do the "complaining" with a twist of humor.

DONT take pics of food you have made yourself and share on FB. It may look like heaven irl, but when you take a pic with your own average camera, without proper light.. it will look like shit!! True story!

DONT share alot of pics with "good saying" on it. Like these:






DONT overdo the sharing that you are working out.

AVOID 'chain statusupdates'. very annoying when people have copypasted some text about... lets say child-abuse. And they end with "share this if you are against child-abuse". So if friends of yours doesnt share it, do you mean that they are for child-abuse? Ofc not, so avoid these.

DONT do alot of "I have the perfect life" statuses. Alot of people knows you and know for a fact that you dont have a perfect life. And they who dont know you well, probably knows too.

@KayB- Hey can you pass this "Don't List" along to WOMEN!LOL!

And another DON'T, for MEN; If you finally snag the woman of your dreams....PLEASE Stop posting shit on their wall like "I wuv U" and "I miss u so so so much Poo Bear" ok? Your friends are laughing at you or vomiting!

And, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER add a temporary lover, FB as a friend! The minute you piss them off, they will fuck up your game for a long while!

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These are some of my favourites.

"__ wants 30 chinamen and a zeppelin for elaborate practical joke"

"PARTY AT _________ TONIGHT GIRLS FREE ON MY LIST BEFORE 11 GUYS WELCOME. AS USUAL WE WILL BE IN THE VIP WITH FREE DRINKS FOR YOU ALL!!

See you later for the usual Friday night madness!!!" (If you're a club promoter)

"__would like £100k, no questions asked" and if no one comments after an hour comment on it "ok £20k, 1 question, nothing personal"

"For sale: holiday photos. Choice of ski, sun or city break. Perfect for anecdote or alibi"

"__just played/completed COD MW3 (or anything really geeky). It's going to be hard to keep the bitches away"

Have fun!!

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Handle them with care.

This reminds me of one.

"__was just pumping 150 kilos at the gym and almost forgot to tell facebook about it. What a waste of a workout that would have been!"

You'll get a lot of likes and lols and you'll get your gym crazy facebook acquaintences making DLV comments like "Just cos you couldn't lift 150 kilos" to which the response is "uh oh we're dealing with a badass here"

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Handle them with care.

That reminds me of one also
"__made *insert: a delicious meal, you baked something or cleaned the house * and almost forgot to tell FB about it. What a waste that would have been!"

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again???

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