Hey lads,

I am in need of some help with this online dating business. I am on a couple of sites in OZ, and the deal with them is that you need to send a request before you can message HB.

So I am not even getting my foot in the door alot of the time to be able to chat.

If you guys would be so kind and rip apart this profile blurb for me, I need it blinging. I would be very appreciative.

Cheers.

I am SPAM!! .....Wait, no, that was a movie. . . .

I enjoy making people laugh. I am intelligent and can carry on meaningful conversations. I care about other people’s feelings. . . . . . When I’m with someone special I like being spontaneous, adventerous, romantic, playful, and basically having that type of fun you see two people who just met in the movies having! Someone to laugh with, hang out with, be spontaneous with, and have fun with! I’m looking for someone who has similar qualities and desires someone who they can connect with.

I feel there has to be mutual physical attraction for there to be good chemistry between two people. So being fit and having good looks are important, as well as sensuality and affection.

Having some similar interests helps–some things I enjoy are getting out side and going hiking, heading down to the beach or snowboarding, finding that next awseome bar, hanging out and having a quite bevvy with friends and basically having a blast!**
Please be as brutal as you like. Cheers!

-J

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thats really good