This is a conversation I had with a chick I just met tonight. I only skimmed her profile and dived in. Could anyone give me a critique of my internet game as well as an idea in respects to real life game how it was? Thanks


You aren't going to HamptonU by chance are you?

Aug 21, 2012 – 12:08am
I am (:

Aug 21, 2012 – 12:10am
So am I, I'm Erik, but everyone at school just calls me suits

Aug 21, 2012 – 12:11am
Oh okay nice to meet you I'm diamond (: I'm going to be a freshman at Hampton hbu ?

Aug 21, 2012 – 12:14am
Yea, Freshman. I managed to get some of the classes out of the way in pre-college. What was your major again?

Aug 21, 2012 – 12:15am
Oh okay, & criminal justice hbu ? I'm on a softball scholarship

Aug 21, 2012 – 12:19am
I just so happen to be majoring in the fine art of basket weaving.

Aug 21, 2012 – 12:20am
Basket weaving ?Sent from the

Aug 21, 2012 – 12:20am
Did you actually take me seriously? I'm only kidding, I'm pre- law with a minor in music

Aug 21, 2012 – 12:23am
Yeah that's why I questioned it , but that's pretty cool what are u planning to do with that degree ? Me, I want to be an FBI agent (:

Aug 21, 2012 – 12:27am
I'll be prosecuting (or protecting) the large corporations that you and your sting investigations take down. I'm going to be a corporate attorney. My dream is actually to one day open my own firm with a joint non-profit firm for civil cases. Too many people go to jail cause they can't afford a good lawyer. Anyway, I'm going to assume that you have dreams too.

Aug 21, 2012 – 12:32am
Haha I like that, well my goal is to take the softball team to super regionals and the world premiere I don'twant to be forgotten I want everybody to remember my name in the softball world, I have to. Now when I get my BA in criminal justice im also going to have a minor in psychology if the FBI agent job doesn't go the way I want I will be a criminal psychologist because I am nosy and I like to get into detail about everything especially with crime and criminals its just in me, and I also want to be remembered in that career , I want to be great in everything i do. I will be great.

Aug 21, 2012 – 12:39am
You've got a thing for being noticed don't you. So Where are you from originally? Respond in chat so that we can talk without having to refresh the page

Aug 21, 2012 – 12:43am
Okay

Aug 21, 2012 – 12:45am
K I'm new to this , how do I go to the chat thing ?

Aug 21, 2012 – 12:46am
you see the chat bubble in the bottom right hand corner click it and then click on, I'll do the rest

Aug 21, 2012 – 12:51am
Okay but I don't have a the bubble on the right hand corner

Aug 21, 2012 – 12:52am
Haha, then go to my profile and click on the little speach bubble next to my name

Aug 21, 2012 – 12:55am
I don't see one okay you press the speech bubble on mine lol
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Aug 21, 2012 – 12:58am
I'd love to but you don't know how to turn your IM on. This is incredibly entertaining.

Aug 21, 2012 – 1:02am
are there speech bubbles at the far right of your browser at the bottom?

Aug 21, 2012 – 1:13am
Nooooo :;((( lol is it because I'm not in Virginia just yet ? Do I have to be local ?

Aug 21, 2012 – 1:16am
No, I'm chillin in Ohio, it's cause you don't know how websites work. Haha, but it's okay we can just stick to the messages. Where were we?

Aug 21, 2012 – 1:22am
What ? Boy I know how websites work I'm on my iPhone it has no bubbles.

Aug 21, 2012 – 1:24am
Girl, you don't know how websites work. Widgets don't work unless their in apps on phones. are you on the OkCupid app?

Aug 21, 2012 – 1:26am
No I'm on the facebook app, of course I'm
on the okcupid app

Aug 21, 2012 – 1:31am
You're going to be pissed. I just sent you on a wild goose chase. You can only chat if you're on a computer. We really should work on our communication skills.

Aug 21, 2012 – 1:32am
Woooowww, I didn't know u were on a computer that's why lol its says u sent ur messages from an app Lol

Aug 21, 2012 – 1:37am
I didn't know you were on an Iphone until you told me, you clearly need to pay more attention to detail. though it does give me an advantage in the game we're about to play.

Aug 21, 2012 – 1:38am
Oh I need to pay more attention in detail? I take fault in not knowing there was a website for this okcupid but u should of asked me if I was on a computer from the beginning instead of assuming . Haha

Aug 21, 2012 – 1:43am
Well aside from your many mistakes, (I'm an ass) the game we're playing is a betting game called 5 lies. When I ask a question you tell a lie. Like If I say what color is the sky you say green. Like I said it's a betting game what do you want if you win?

Aug 21, 2012 – 1:47am
Okay since you say you're going to Hampton if I win you have to walk me to class one day, what do u want if you win ?

Aug 21, 2012 – 1:48am
I want your number

Aug 21, 2012 – 1:48am
Deal (:

Aug 21, 2012 – 1:49am
So here a test question. What's 2 plus 2

Aug 21, 2012 – 1:49am
22

Aug 21, 2012 – 1:51am
Good. I like what you did there with the just pushing them together. Okay here we go. What color is the sun?

Aug 21, 2012 – 1:52am
Orange

Aug 21, 2012 – 1:54am
well if you think about it, the sun is orange, kind of a fiery mass of oranges and yellows and golds. But since small children color them yellow I'll count it as a lie. When was the potato invented?

Aug 21, 2012 – 1:56am
Hahaha oh my goodness you seriously make me laugh but 26 b.c

Aug 21, 2012 – 2:02am
Actually in the great novel The powerful and moving history of the spud written by Professor M.R. Potatohead Phd, Potatohead adresses the origin of the spud dating i back to precisely august 36 of the year 24 b. c. with it's original use as a stone for small children to wrap in socks so as to be used as weapons in order to protect themselves from other larger children. Shit, what number are we on. I got too wrapped up in my bullshit story and forgot.

Aug 21, 2012 – 2:04am
Well the potato was never really invented but discovered, anyways we are on question 4

Aug 21, 2012 – 2:05am
You lose

Aug 21, 2012 – 2:07am
Ohhh you got me really good , ! lolSent from the OkCupid app
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Aug 21, 2012 – 2:07am
You owe me a number

Aug 21, 2012 – 2:08am
800-999-999 , a deals a deal (:Sent from the OkCupid app
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Just now!
Well I got what I wanted. I've got some work to do before I rest. Night, sleep well

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I didn't read all of it but I get the gist that you had a good conversation and that she is into you! Just chat t her again then plan to meet up

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I don't game online but your conversation looks good. I just wouldn't have gone into the whole potato history since it seems like you just googled it. Now I don't know if that's real or not, nor do I care right now, but that little history isn't too long to get lame in a real conversation. Overall, not bad!

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I found that in online sarging in order for 5 lies to work you have to distract a girl before asking what number you were on or else she'll just be like you can count and figure out the trick

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