I have been away from gaming for three months. I am remodeling this pharmacy and I was up the latter and one of the pharmacy girls walked over to me and told me that I am distracting the people in the store. Everyone keeps giggling at the pharmacy and keep coming back to me to tell me "I thought I told you to stop distracting the girls"

They are checking out my ass. I don't know how to play back. I know is afc but I need some pointers.

don't need to play back, go fuck her

So do I tell her,
"let's fuck!" ??

Jist open n fclose

Something like "u know its rude to stare" or something easy n just lay ur pipe down lol

step 1) talk to girl
step 2) ask girl out
step 3) kiss girl at some point
step 4) get girl alone in spot for sex to go down
step 5) make out with girl, feel her up and have sex
step 6) ???????????
step 7) profit

have you tried, I dunno, maybe just talking with these girls, instead of trying to come up with one witty line/sentance that solves all your problems?

it's not like this is likely to go bad, why do you need something perfect to say or do? they are basically like... nice ass bro, you're hot!... and you're like, wtf do I do?

don't have to do anything much really, seems they have already made up their minds that they are interested without you doing anything, just don't cockblock yourself by doing something extremely weird and you're good to go

this.. and ask what they are upto at the weekend if they go out to bars/clubbing etc. try kind of hinting or invite yourself along (as a friend/work collegaue not a date) the girls should be easier when they are drunk but again don't get too drunk yourself and do anything you will regret the next monday at work

Given that they allready are that interested, it can be as simple as this:

HB: I thought I told you allready, stop distracting the girls!
You:Heh, I'm terribly sorry, it won't happen again! .. As a matter of fact, if it does, I'm gonna buy you a drink/coffee to make up for it!

Thank you all. Pumpington is on the money with the not doing anything extremely weird. Everything else is auto pilot.