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PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:06 pm 
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Hey guys. I'm on my way to become a true PUA! I will start to write my field reports here for everybody to read. I'd really appreciate any constructive criticism!

Right now, im the bottom. Like, really doooown the shaft. But step by step, i will make it to the top.

I will start by telling you the story of my last night. First field test. Kinda. Didn't even start a single conversation. Gotta get the balls first. Anyways:

I was out with my friend. We were a bit drunk. Well, actually i was a bit drunk, my friend was really drunk. After we leave the sports pub we were checking out, we see this night club accross the street - i thought now would be the time to go try out some things.

We go in, and as i'm walking around the club, looking like i own the place, i asked myself "this club is LOUD, how am i supposed to talk to anybody?". The image of me trying to shout shit at people made me feel nervous. Because i am a really quiet person. I really need to work on that! Or maybe it was just about approaching strangers. Maybe i should start smaller. While i was checking out the club, my friend went to play some black jack.

Once i had checked out the club, i went to look for my friend. He was at the bar getting something to drink after losing most of his cash. I told him that we should not drink that much tonight. Then we ordered some drinks, and that would be my last drink that night. That was not the case for him, though. We sit down next to the dancefloor, and i start to scan for potential targets.

There was a really nice herd of hot babes on the floor. I finish my drink and go to the dancefloor and start dancing, not even acknowledging the girls on the dancefloor (or giving that impression). After a while, i see how this tall girl with a magnificent pair of breasts and an amazing ass (but a face of a 7 at best) is slowly dancing towards me. I thought to myself "Could it be? Is this really working?". I look at her, and shes smiling at me. I smile back at her, but i move further away from her, and keep dancing and having fun.

Just after few minutes, i feel something touching my ass and my back. I look over my shoulder, and BAM! It was this same girl, rubbing her ass all over me! She was smiling at me over her shoulder. I was SHOCKED. Felt like such an alpha. I had not prepared for this stuff to work, and suddenly, i had no idea on what i'm supposed to do next. So, i kind of just froze, and kept dancing. She eventually moved back to her friends. Fuck. I should have made a move. Lesson learned. After an hour, she was now making out with some guy. I really felt like she was a dirty bitch. But no, it was all my fault.

Now, i need some input. What would you guys have done if you were me?


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:47 am 
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I would of danced with her for maybe 4-5 min max then I would of taken her hand and and just pulled her with me and gone to the bar. I would order a tequila (just one) then ask the bartender for a martini mixer top or some kind of clean container and i would place it over the tequila (make sure the container is not see though).

Then I would ask her if she is up for a game. If she said no I would say ok Have a good night and would walk away to a different girl. but she will 99 percent say yes.

tell her I bet you that I can drink that tequila without touching the container over top
and make a wager like this ....If I lose I have to pay for the next round but If I win you have to give me a kiss and you have to pretend you like it (the last bit is a joke that she has to like it)

and that's how you escalate to the kiss then after you make out for a bit (make sure you stop making out with her first) be like.." I have to go take my buddy home he looks pretty drunk I don't want him to get in trouble"

(this shows you can take care of ppl which is something women like. also a good DHV )


then be like.... are you coming along? if she said yes then take her home and say where were we and you know the rest .......if she said no then you say lets see each other again and just hand her your phone she will put the number in her self
( when you put something in a woman's hands she always feels like she has t do something with it :P)

then kiss her one more time on the lips after she gives you the phone and then just turn around and leave DON'T LOOK BACK and when exiting the club dont smile try to keep emotion in because if other girls see you they will know you are a AFC and then if you ever see them you already lost your chance.


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tell her I bet you that I can drink that tequila without touching the container over top
and make a wager like this ....If I lose I have to pay for the next round but If I win you have to give me a kiss and you have to pretend you like it (the last bit is a joke that she has to like it)
How would he win this wager?


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:28 am 
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sorry forgot that part lol I was texting a chick while writing this lol


so after a few seconds tap the table next to the the container and say that you drank it and that she has to kiss you. she will say that its bull and she wont believe you which is what you want. then say If you don't believe me take a look for your self and she will lift the container to see if its gone then just reach for the shot glass and drink it lol

that's how you win the bet
oldest trick in the book


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:48 pm 
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I would of danced with her for maybe 4-5 min max then I would of taken her hand and and just pulled her with me and gone to the bar. I would order a tequila (just one) then ask the bartender for a martini mixer top or some kind of clean container and i would place it over the tequila (make sure the container is not see though).

Then I would ask her if she is up for a game. If she said no I would say ok Have a good night and would walk away to a different girl. but she will 99 percent say yes.

tell her I bet you that I can drink that tequila without touching the container over top
and make a wager like this ....If I lose I have to pay for the next round but If I win you have to give me a kiss and you have to pretend you like it (the last bit is a joke that she has to like it)

and that's how you escalate to the kiss then after you make out for a bit (make sure you stop making out with her first) be like.." I have to go take my buddy home he looks pretty drunk I don't want him to get in trouble"

(this shows you can take care of ppl which is something women like. also a good DHV )


then be like.... are you coming along? if she said yes then take her home and say where were we and you know the rest .......if she said no then you say lets see each other again and just hand her your phone she will put the number in her self
( when you put something in a woman's hands she always feels like she has t do something with it :P)

then kiss her one more time on the lips after she gives you the phone and then just turn around and leave DON'T LOOK BACK and when exiting the club dont smile try to keep emotion in because if other girls see you they will know you are a AFC and then if you ever see them you already lost your chance.
Thanks man, great tips!

Today's log:
I was out shopping today. Getting some new clothes and other stuff. While i was there, i was thinking about the 'Newbie mission', and thought about doing it. So as im walking around, trying to make eye contact with women, i remember the fact that most people simply don't look strangers in the eyes much in my country. And even if they do, they look straight away if i look back at their eyes. There are some exceptions though, but not too many. When i realized this, i started thinking how awkward it would feel, if i'm saying hi to a person who is not even looking at me. Is it? The anxiety kicked in. Did not feel like playing now.

I keep on shopping, and see this funny novelty medal that says "funniest person in the world", i had to buy it. Wear it in the bar, and when people ask what it is, i'd tell them it just a part of the deal i made with the devil.

Kept on shopping, and saw this girl who was looking at me. IGNORE! Shes behind me at the cashier. IGNORE! After i paid my things, i go to look at the advertisement wall next to the cashier. She comes next to me and does the same. I know she wants me to start a conversation. IGNORE! Fuck my life.

How do i tell my brain that it is not a big deal?


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