[Me]
Hey I swear I saw you at the mall a bit earlier but I was in a rush or I'd of said hi . We have to get together soon! [:)]

[her]
about an hour ago
Haha no I definitely saw you too but I looked like shit! Sorry for not saying hi!

//fin

Im thinking of saying something like "Haha no Extremely fluorescent green is a good color on you. " because that's what she was wearing.


Shes a 10 to me and a very sweet girl. Help me out boys.

be like Ill give you another chance to improve your looks.....lets go for coffee or something like that

good call thanks. ill let you know what happens.

Ok so instead of saying what you suggested, I said this instead.

Haha [HB] not everybody can pull off fluorescent green but it'd be nice to catch up and hang out with someone interesting. I mean, you are interesting right?

No response for a whole day, so I decided to go a different route. I asked a wingman to comment on a photo she had commented on (before I saw her at the mall) of a concert I am planning to attend. Everything the wing said I asked him to say.

These are the comments on the photo:

[HB] bought my tickets the morning they went on sale! this means I'll see you there
Wednesday at 2:30am · Unlike · 1

[Wing] who are you going with?
21 hours ago · Like

[Me] Whoever wants to shake their ass til the break of dawn!!! Haha You and [Wings Girlfriend] should go too!
17 hours ago · Like

[Wing] Yeah and you should take that girl above me^
17 hours ago · Like

[Me] who [HB]? I'm not sure if she's prepared to party like a rock star just yet
17 hours ago · Like

(i knew this cocky-funny, light on the cocky, would tease her and tempt her to qualify herself; sure enough...)

[HB] Um is that an invite to party or a challenge?! Hmmm either way I'll take it! you just need to say hi next time you see me in person and not be shy!
17 hours ago · Like




So there you have it. Mission is a go. How should I proceed?

Well played you sneaky bastard. Keep going as you are! Cocky funny, confident, do some DHV'ing and have a great time!

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You are.

my response to that would be ......I'm not shy I was just going to wait for an opportunity when you consider your self to be looking good


but I tend to not give a darn what they think so i say anything that's on my mind lol
and usually it works


one HB7 messaged me the other day here is the convo


[HB]Hi How are you? how was your week?
[me]my week ....I slept with 3 girls ate 4 tacos stole a Mercedes and insulted 5 police officers and didn't get arrested

and I didnt as any questions back

her reply

[HB]OMG!!! too funny lol
[ME] I'm not joking

and so on ....I basically told her I fcuk around and she found it funny