Here's my PoF profile in it's current iteration. Feedback of course welcome.

JackBNimble
I'm not always impressed by women, but when I am, it wasn't because they looked good in a bikini. And no, I didn't read your 'prince charming' list.

Hey. I'm not on here with the express intention of dating or 'finding the one', but I'm a busy guy, and logic tells me there's loads of interesting and fun people I don't run into on a typical day, so here we are.

I'm going to make fun of you. You need it, you're too serious.
I will tell a joke inappropriately soon after a traumatic event. It's what I do.
I will make you feel awkward at some point. It's one of my skills.

Why? Because you probably haven't stepped outside your comfort zone in a while. You really should.

I love the night life. I'll see your grungy club and raise you a patio with drinks, people who didn't just rail blow in the toilet, and music you can still talk over. You call? Then let's up the ante and throw in some salsa dancing, a private game of poker, or a late night swim. How about we step outside the ordinary for a bit, and see what happens, shall we?

I've always got room for another internet stalker, submit applications below. Make sure your CV is in order, as we don't bring just anyone board.

If you want to know my name, well, I'll just have to talk to you, but here's the stuff you get for free.

I'll be honest here. Being pretty, hell, even visually stunning, cannot make up for being boring. I don't care if you're a genius or have an IQ just north of 85. Just don't be dull.
I like risk takers, people who say "I'm in!" before you've even run the plan by them. I LOVE people who are passionate. Passion is what drives us, and if you haven't got it, chances are we really don't have much in common. Individuals, people who stand out because they are in love with being their own person, who are confident and inspiring, those are the people I find sexy. If you can brighten someone's day, just by being part of it, you're the kind of person I want to get to know. Having a great sense of humor is important, too!

I'm the kind of person who doesn't rattle. I believe fully in the concept of 'grace under pressure', and I live for a challenge. I'm confident in my ability to roll with whatever punches life might throw my way today, and know that I can be there for the ones I'm closest to.

My favorite passtimes are hanging out with the incredible friends I've made since moving here a few months ago, cycling throughout the city, and playing poker. My interests are far too numerous to list here, and it seems like I'm always adding to them, but if it's thought provoking, unique, funny, creative, artistic, philosophical or adventurous then I probably like it! A lot!

Updated, taken some cues from Dorian Grey.

If you want to know my name, well, I'll just have to talk to you, but here's the stuff you get for free.

I'll be honest here. Being pretty, hell, even visually stunning, cannot make up for being boring. I don't care if you're a genius or have an IQ just north of 85. Just don't be dull.

I like risk takers, people who say "I'm in!" before you've even run the plan by them. I LOVE people who are passionate. Passion is what drives us, and if you haven't got it, chances are we really don't have much in common. Individuals, people who stand out because they are in love with being their own person, who are confident and inspiring, those are the people I find sexy. If you can brighten someone's day, just by being part of it, you're the kind of person I want to get to know. Having a great sense of humor is important, too!

I've always got room for another internet stalker, submit applications below. Make sure your CV is in order, as we don't bring just anyone board.

Gonna be blunt for a second, here. Being pretty, hell, even visually stunning, cannot make up for being boring. I don't care if you're a genius or have an IQ just north of 85. Just don't be dull. (ie. be able to carry a conversation)
While we're at it, let's drop all the adjectives. Sure, you think you're fun, exciting, and witty. A snail going 2 feet in half an hour thinks its making great time, too! If you're exciting, tell me an exciting story. For all I know, you have a blast watching paint dry. Don't waste my time!

My interests are far too numerous to list here, and it seems like I'm always adding to them, but if it's thought provoking, unique, funny, creative, artistic, philosophical or adventurous then I probably like it! A lot!

I've always got room for another internet stalker, submit applications below. Make sure your CV is in order, as we don't bring just anyone board.

Gonna be blunt for a second, here. Being pretty, hell, even visually stunning, cannot make up for being boring. I don't care if you're a genius or have an IQ just north of 85. Just don't be dull. (ie. be able to carry a conversation)
While we're at it, let's drop all the adjectives. Sure, you think you're fun, exciting, and witty. A snail going 2 feet in half an hour thinks its making great time, too! If you're exciting, tell me an exciting story. For all I know, you have a blast watching paint dry. Don't waste my time!

My interests are far too numerous to list here, and it seems like I'm always adding to them, but if it's thought provoking, unique, funny, creative, artistic, philosophical or adventurous then I probably like it! A lot!