Please for the love of God, can someone provide me with a funny one line opener for girls on okc?

not a one-liner. but works.

I know this is my chance to impress you by showing incredible smarts, a sense of humor beyond anything imaginable and a wave of sexiness you will not resist surfing on. But that would be nothing more than a commercial, now would it not? If you care to see more than a fancy ad and want to know a real person just drop me a line and we will move on from there

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I tried sending that to like 15 women and didn't get one response. I think girls like short witty things..

I think your cute enough to date my brother, are you interested?

You really do look ******** in that picture...

Is it cold in here? You made my pecker shrivle up like a grub worm in a turtle neck!

If you're into spankings, I can't talk to you!

If you were even a little bit nice, I might let you meet my puppy!

You're atleast 17% cuter than Rebecca!

Dude, it is online dating do some experimenting! Here is what I did to improve my online success. I changed my city to another one on the other side of the USA. I live in Florida and I was gaming chicks in California and Arizona. You can say anything you like and experiment. Learn from your successes and mistakes.

Just like anything in life, perfection takes practice!

Peace...

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I have my personal favorites, but I've created them and made them fit my personality and profile. Honestly though, a one liner just looks like you sent it to everyone.

1) open with something just a little funny...even something kind of dumb funny is fine
2) say something real about their profile...skim it and pick out a word they describe themselves as...and then use an alternative word "I like adventures" ..."You sound like a very outgoing person and..."
3) ask a legit question, but match their style of writing. "...I take it you're the spontaneous type, or do you need everything written down on a calendar weeks in advance?"