A great collection of one-liners for those little remarks that make the big impact.

credit: Sonics

“Do you wanna sleep with me… No never mind, the most you’re gonna get out of me is sex.” - Swiniggcat

HB: “We’re not having sex tonight!”
PUA: “I don’t believe you… you don’t even believe you.”
- Swinggcat

“What does your boyfriend do? (She gives occupation) Great! He can do our taxes (or make our meals, change my oil or whatever) while we’re out having fun!”

“OMG, where is her off button?” - Mystery

“You are a disagreer, aren’t you? Your job is to disagree with everything I say. Lets see… ” - Mystery

“Thank you. Now you may leave.” - Mystery

“We will be right over there, come join us in a minute.” (Isolation excuse for the group.) - Mystery

“We like each other, are you cool with that?” (Addressed to the friend, this is a fantastic line that assumes the sale and helps them backwardrationalize that they indeed like you.) - Mystery

“I’m about to spank that ass”
(Whenever you are about to battle a girl at something, basketball, racecar game etc.)

“Your nails look dangerous!”

“I hate plans… what are you doing right now?”

“I don’t know why, but I’m drawn to you. Can you Rationalize this for me?“

“Do you know why you and I would never get along? We’re too similar, that’s why. You wouldn’t take my shit, I wouldn’t take your shit, what’s fun in that?“

“You remind me of a good girl acting bad.”

HB: How old are you?
Me: Almost 30…
HB: No you’re not
Me: Yeah I’ll be 30 in… 6, years.
HB: Laughs (it will never stop amazing me how often girls can’t do math)

A few of my favorites from Mystery:

"You are such...a little shit!"

"Your cute....kind of like my little sister!"

"Hands of the merchandise...this shit ain't for free you know!"

"Where you...a nerd in High School?"

"I don't know who your last boyfriend was, but he didn't spank you enough!"

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Been around the world twice, Talked to everyone once...

Here's a few of mine

'im great in bed!
I can sleep for ages'.

'Your crazy/insane'

'are you on crack, wtf'

'you remind me of heavon, thank god im an atheist'

'hey where you running to, i dont chase'

or

'where did you run to, i dont chase, unless you want me to'

(The lata works best in text msg)

Oneliner:

I could get all the girls, who want me....


or...

Girl: what do u do for living?
Me: I'm a beer-philter designer
SHe: what?
Me: I designed this heineken filter, serious!
She: yeah sure?
Me: Hi, i will introduce my self Mark Trade.. let it see her..

If she is soo stupid and she won't notice there is standing : Trade Mark ... then it's better to walk away..
If she get's the joke.. she will laugh really hard! Then u will talk serious with her:D