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Ok. First, you need to buy yourself a BBQ Grill and find online how to make a perfect steak. Then you must rent a limousine and take no fewer than 3 friends to this girl's friend's place. Now, every time your girl's friend takes a step out of the room, touch the girl lightly behind the knee. This will anchor that it's better to be with you than her friend. Now you must hum her favorite song, and....
All that is a joke. Honestly, you're making this so complicated. Just tell her that after this thing, you're taking her somewhere else for a surprise. You have plans. Then you're free to excuse yourself whenever you want for the "cool surprise", without seeming like an ass just ditching the friend.
Word. I feel you on that.