Went down to meet the HB8 but realised shes a HB7 and frigid so I decided to ignore her as she is boring, and met a HB6 and K-Closed

HB6: you said if I lost 10lbs then guys will fancy me
ME: (ignores comment) I could be all "nice guy" style to you and all the fake bollocks but I figured you get that every day all day n your probably fed up of it.
HB6: yeah does my head in
ME: I recon you should put your hair up> (kino kino kino lol) (plays with hair) *freeze out* Anyway what was I saying, ITS NOT ABUOT WHATS RIGHT OR WHATS WRONG, its about me, and its abuot you, I could be all nice, but in reality... that aint really what its about. omg why am I even talking to you.
HB6: So what brings you down here anyway.
ME: Well Im meeting HB7 but havent seen her abuot have you?
HB6: no but ill let you knw if I do.
ME:
HB6: Im so drunk (she was tipsy)
ME: they say italians are the best lovers...
HB6: your italian are you?
ME: No, but what are you implying
HB6: haha OMG what are you diong that change my mind thingy aaargh your twisting my thoughts
ME: eh?
HB6: omg im so drunk
ME: well anyway, Im about to prove it wrong.
HB6: er... eh? wat?
ME: (Kisses her)
HB6: I don't even know why we are doing this
ME: We aren't diong it, its just happening

Well I got bored and thought I'd open some more sets
Using the same lines and negs

ME: Alright
HB7.5: Yeah
ME: Where are you lot off to then?
HB7.5: Dunno just walking
ME: I like your hair, is it real
HB7.5: huh what? what you mean?
ME: like hair extensions
HB7.5: What makes you think im weaaring extensions
ME: So how do u 3 know each other
GROUP: Well heres my mate (girls name) and her mate (guys name), we used to go school together.
ME: what (school name)?? or (school name2)?
GROUP: oh school name2, school name 1 sucks ass
ME: Do ya know (girls name)
HB7.5: Never heard of her its a big school though. whats your name??
ME: Sim
HB7.5: Like sim card haha
ME: yeah I haven't heard tht one before, your quite cool actually, you made me laugh.
*links arms*
HB7.5 : Haha link arms everyone
*small chit-chat*
ME: does this mean your my girlfriend now
HB7.5: yeah
ME: we should hold hands this way its better
*does thign where fingers are woven together type hand holding*
*more small chit-chat*

I think this could have gone further but I wanted to continue sarging and had to climb into the smokers area of another club and they wouldnt let her in. she was sweet aswell,

I talked to many attractive girls that night, had a few give IOIs just havent mastered the "accidently isolate the target" trick normally happens by chance.

I even opened sets walking up to the group and giving them the middle finger told a girl she looked egyptian, rearanged their hats lol. At the end of the night I ended up at some womans house and I couldnt get past her last minute resistance,
oh well practice makes perfect

good job overall but i think you need to transition better between threads, when i was reading some of it just seemed like you were heading somewhere, and then you hit a wall and go off in another direction

ex:
HB6: omg im so drunk
ME: well anyway, Im about to prove it wrong. Confused
HB6: er... eh? wat?
ME: (Kisses her)

to me that made no sense at all, it worked i guess, but it still makes no sense

ex2:
ME: I like your hair, is it real
HB7.5: huh what? what you mean?
ME: like hair extensions
HB7.5: What makes you think im wearing extensions
ME: So how do u 3 know each other

holy shit talk about a 180 degree turn, you should have closed the hair extensions thread with a subtle comment and weaved it into the "so how do u..."

the canned way of doing it with that neg is "dont worry it looks nice, but how do you...."

other than that everything else seemed fine, but what happened with the girl you were originally meeting, you could have used her as a pivot or just stayed friends with her so you have some social proof

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What I say when I see her is what I'll say.

well I saw her briefly but she had no energy about her, maybe just hoping for a ride home, of which she had no chance as I was drunk.

and I wouldnt be able to use her as a pivot, she didn't seem that exited to meet me, and I was having a great time with my other pivots lol who have fitter friends



and yeah, My conversation threads tend to seem extremely random but thats only because you aren't in my head, so don't understand the link between the threads