I will be posting Routines, Negs, Dhv's, Gambits etc on this thread, most
will be my own others will be from other sources, i will try to give credit
to whom ever deserves it.

So my first piece is a dhv story one of my mates told me:

Check this, i was out at a restaurant with a couple of my friends, it was
my treat, and this guy was siting by himself and he kept on looking over
he was a slightly older gentleman, i looked over at him and he started
smiling, i thought nothing off it, me and my friends were having a good
time.

We were just finishing our meals, i told Chloe to ask the waitress
for the bill while i go to the washroom, when i came back, Chloe said to
me have you already paid, I reply no i went to the washroom why,
she said the waitress said the bill has already been paid, so i was
like how is that possible none of my other friends paid.

Then i think it might have been that man who was look it at us, so i go
up to him and say did you pay for the bill for my table,
he looked at me quizzically, so I said it was nice of you but I'm not gay,
how much was the bill i'll pay you back,
he's like what are you talking about in a strong country northern
style of english, i have not paid for your bill what makes you think that,
I tell him what has happened and he just smiles and says no i never paid for
your bill.

So i go back and catch the waitress by the table, i ask her who paid
for the bill, she replied she told me not to say, i say is she still here
she replies no she left a couple of minutes ago. there was this one lady who
was sitting with her husband i'm guessing in front of us, she kept on turning
to look at us, she was in her late 50's i thought she was listening to our
conversation because she would laugh whenever some told a joke, but I
didn't think much of it, but still to this day we don't know who actually payed
the bill i'm guessing it was that lady, but i have my doubts.

A Boyfriend destroyer:
HB: I got a boyfriend
PUA: Oh My God congratulations
By Revelation (My PUA name)

A neg for a girl (your target and an alpha female) who talks a lot:
Pua: Oh my days i bet you guys never get a word in when your out with her (to the obstacles)
By Revelation (My PUA name)

Opener for a shop assistant who's bored, by Revelation
Pua: You look like your having the time of your life i bet
you wanted to do this job since you were a little girl.
(Big Smile, so she knows your messing with her)

When a girl is disagreeing with you and its getting uncomfortable:
Pua: Lets agree to disagree (Smile pause) bit you know i'm right.
By Revelation.

this is bad
you are insulting her with this

@Burek It's called being cocky funny and from my experience it works
as long as you smile and be playful the girl knows your just messing with
her, but i understand were your coming from.

Number Close By Revelation (This is one of my favorite ones i didn't want to
give it away, but i thought what the hell it's good to share):
Pua: Put in your number (give mobile)

Nah just kiddin even though it could work with enough attraction, but I know
most guys want a number close were they don't directly ask the HB for it
she gives it to you, and most guys think they need a purpose to get her
number, the key is that you make it seem like not a big deal like what ever
you wanna give me your number cool if not what ever. So:

Pua: I'm a curious being and you seem interesting, not in a bad way but
not in a good way either, just an interesting way, I want to learn more
about you before i can commit to a long term relationship (Smile) so put in
your number (give mobile) and we'll meet up some time but "All i'm promising
is great conversation"(from Mystery).

A good FTC, NOTE IT WILL ONLY WORK ON 10'S AND IF YOU'VE
SHOWN HIGHER VALUE AND HAVE BEEN INTERESTING WITH
YOUR OPENER:
PUA: OK I'll give you five minutes of my time but if I get bored
I'm might leave earlier
(MAKE SURE YOU SMILE SO YOU DON'T COME OFF LIKE A
DICK, AND ANOTHER POINT IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN PLAYFUL
AND COCKY FUNNY ALREADY DON'T USE THE LINE BECAUSE IT
WON'T COME OFF HAS YOU WANT IT TO, THEY'LL THINK YOUR
A DICK)
By Revelation

Cheating Routine By Revelation
Pua: Why is it that when a guy cheats on his girlfriend there is such a
big hoo haa and everyone in the society thinks he's a dick, But when a
girl cheats no one really cares?
HB: Blah Blah Blah Blah
Pua: So check this my friend ........ his girlfriend cheated on him and no
one said anything, it weren't a big deal. My other friend ....... was caught
cheating and all the girls are chatting shit behind his back like WTF?

Sensory test by Revelation
this is called a sensory test i made up, so if you close your eyes and
someone puts something in front of your face you can feel it.
So what you do:
Pua: Have u seen karate kid, in one movie the girl has to be blindfolded
and avoid the sand bags, well i've come up with a sensory test, so how
good is your spider sense?
HB: blah blah blah
Pua: Close your eyes dnt worry i'm not gonna kiss you i dont even know
you yet, ok im gonna bring my hand close to your fce tell me when its
an inch before it touches you, you should be able to sense the hand.
Do test
Pua: lets see how close the hand can go to your face without touching you
tell me to stop when you think the hand is not very far from your face.
Tease her on how bad she is
Rules: Make sure her eyes are tightly shut or blind fold her, tell not to cheat
maybe accuse her of cheating in a fun way. Vary the speed of your hand
maybe on one dnt move the hand and see what she says, if she has her
friends there it works even better. This is only a fun little game to play
with a girl. Have fun.

By Revelation aka Pua-novice-to-master
When attempting number close and you get the response:
HB: I don't even know your name
Pua: Wow you didn't even bother to ask my name your already
in my bad books (smile)

Pua-novice-to-master,
I like the first post - it's a good generic DHV story!

@LondonPua
Thanks man its appreciated.