Alright guys there seems to be a sticking point. I just cant seem to close. I can escelate to a point but cant seal the deal. Here is a convo from POF!

Me: I work with plenty of fish staff. You are in violation of the guidelines. This is your first warning.

Her: What is the violation exactly?

Me: First off your profile lacks any information about yourself and second your guns are almost as sculpted as mine I dont want any competition. ha ha (her profile basically had no about me or first date info so I assume she just made the account also she had a picture of her flexing her bicep)

Her: You dork.. Yea I know I don't have info yet but that's soon to come.

Me: Well i dont wanna wait! Tell me a little about yourself. What did you want to be when you were little? and dont say princess.

Her: Lol honestly? When I was a little girl I wanted to be a dog LOL!! No joke hahaha

Me: Wahaha!!!!! Thats pretty awesome. You must have a blast with your dog. He must teach you so much. ha ha ( She has a dog in one of her pics)

Her: Lol!! That's not what I want to be anymore LOL that was when I was like 5

Me: Well I hope what you want to be will be as cool as that. Also I have a proposition for you miss sassybrunette.

Her: Whats that??

Me: You seem like a really classy girl and your not cliche. I dont see that in alot of girls that message me. Im out of town right now but would enjoy if you accompanied me in hanging out sometime. Besides Id rather make friends with competition than have to beat them up. ha ha

She didnt reply back after that last message. Guys what am I doing wrong? How can I improve?

Ok so I'm new here and I really feel like a dick for just coming in and imposing this without really knowing/having anything to contribute to your question, but I need to find someone who is willing to help me out here...who is actually online. lol.

Ok so I opened a HB9 by poking her first (of course), without adding her as a friend. When she poked back, the conversation went as so:



Me (about an hour ago)
Umm...did you just poke me?

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HB9 (about an hour ago):

Umm...you poked me first.

Me (55 minutes ago):
Aw, come on now with the lies

HB9 (55 minutes ago)
HAH. you know it's true.

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Me (45 minutes ago):

You know you liked it! lol. So if I had just come out of nowhere and slapped you on the ass, you're telling me that you would slap me on the ass back because I did it first? /

HB9 (10 minutes ago)

I'm pretty sure I'd slap you in the face.

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Now, to me it appears that this is an impossible situation to recover from, but I would GREATLY APPRECIATE any input. Specifically, I'm hoping someone might be able to provide me with a great recovery response, some thoughts as to whether or not this is a shit test, and how/why/when/where I fucked up on this one for future reference. Thanks!

Ok, I responded to this same post on someone elses OP!!! Don't do this crap and steal other peoples thread!!! Post your own thread and we will answer it, if people don't reply to your questions right away then there is probably a good reason for it (i.e. I have a effing JOB!!!). If you think you are waiting too long to message some girl you met online back then the best advice I can give you is "Stop thinking that way" she can freaking wait 2, 5, even 15 hours to get your reply. I promise you are not the only guy she is chatting with. Now, please go start your own thread and we will get a reply to your questions/concerns asap!


Peace...

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