Alright, let me just explain that i have been gone away from the forums for the while, but i decided to come back and maybe give some of you advice, or something along the lines of that.

So this week has been pretty bad in the chick department... there is this one girl on my bus who is IOI'ing like a freeking cat in heat (i don't know what that specifically means, but it's good, lol.) and she has been rubbing my hair, touching me, and practically taking off my clothes on the bus, and the worst part is, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER NAME. and i was gonna ask if she has a myspace, but OOPS, to late i go off the bus again. it's not that bad though, i have only been hanging out with her for a total of 2.5 hours on the bus, but i am not sure if because it's in several different days, if it affects the 7-hour rule, BUT OH WELL, this story is not about that.

Last night i went to the mall, i was kind of dirty, no cologne or anything and my nice jacket that makes me look sexy was dirty, because i was selling christmas trees. anyways i met up with this girl who likes me, and she had a couple of her friends (absolutely no guys, hehehe) , one FP 5 ( i don't 100% remember the terms of pua'ing but i think that means fat pig 5) and this one little hot girl who is quiet, but i would rank about a HB 8. anyways at first i just kept on flirting with the one girl who likes me, but then eventually, over the 4-hour period, i sort of switched over to the little hot girl. it all started after she kept mentioning how she was looking for guys, they walked all around the mall SEARCHING FOR GUYS, (ha, they didn't know what was coming)

so eventually we go into this one store, and i say, "you know, nothing against you, but you are REALLY short." she insisted she wasn't and then walked me and her over to the mirror (time for kino) so after that i started 'lining her up' next to me, and we make a couple of jokes. so then we walk over back to our friends, one of them was buying this braclet for aids or something for the rest of us, (remember this part it comes up later) and as she is doing it, i accidently punch the HB 8 in the boob, and it was really auqward for her, but i play it off cool, and it turned out to be funny for the both of us. *whatever happens, play it off as cool*

so now we are going to the movies, and basically i just keep kino'ing and lowering her value. eventually she starts rubbing my hair which is my best quality, and almost all girls start rubbing it eventually, and then they rub somewhere else, lol. but anyways we are getting very playful.

when we walk into the theatre (to see enchanted, i LOVE that movie, and since i have seen it before i know how to play off of the jokes.) there is no one there... SCORE. now i can be as playful as i want. so anyways, with the wristband from earliar i say, "dang, this thing is falling off, can you help me tighten it?" and so she does that, but the best part is the kino, and also with that, i started grabbing her hand, and said, "ok now try to escape," and it was so funny and she absolutely loved it. we were pretty much messing around for the next 1 1/2 hours.

so then the movie ends, and i have been with her for almost 5 hours in total at the mall... perfect time to start planning the 'second day.'

i have been kinoing, laughing, messing around, and getting up close and personal with this girl, and finally when i try to ask for her myspace... THE FUCKING PARENTS ARE THERE TO FUCKING PICK HER UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol, so i sort of got screwed over but right now i am in the process of finding out her info.

but anyways what is the lesson learned?
1. You don't need to look perfect, with a little bit of misdirection with your charm, they won't care.
2. basic principles work... always
3. i didn't have to do ANY routines, no cube, no 'fights', or anything like that... JUST BASIC PRINCIPLES.

so for all you newbs out there that think you have to use 'routines,' i say god dangit, just use your charm that you were definantly born with.

and with that, i finish my story.

Amen brother. Routines are okay to fall back on but I think it's best to come up with spontaneous shit, and the more you do it the better you get at it. I would think of routines as nothing more than an insurance policy, or a spare tank of petrol in case you run out, or something.

Canned opening lines are okay too, but I swear I'm getting better at the situational opener the more I practice it. Every girl I see in the street, even if I'm not going to approach her, I think to myself, "line...?" And I think of one. If it's good enough, I use it. If I don't think of one on the spot, I keep thinking about it until a line comes to me even if she's long gone. You have to exercise the neural nets in your brain until they firm up in that department.

For example I was walking home from a HB8's house this morning (had f-closed her at a party the night before, see my report on that) and I saw this chick across the street holding up a book to shield her eyes from the sun. I thought, "line...?" And I thought "If I had a face as pretty as that I wouldn't be covering it up." If she were on the same side of the street as me and going the same way, I'd have been able to use that.

Also, at the full-service car wash the other night there was a HB9 waiting for the guys to finish polishing. She was drinking a coffee. I have a standard line for that at this time of year: "Oh that looks nice and warm, I'd love a sip of that." Then she threw it in the trash. I thought "Is the coffee that bad?" AA combined with the noise of the machinery put me off approaching, but I moved to the other side of her away from the noise. The guys finished drying a Corvette and I said "I think your Corvette's ready." She laughed and said it wasn't hers. I said "It's mine actually, I'm just letting the other guy test drive it." She laughed again, then I used the coffee opener. Got a good two minute's worth of conversation out of her too. If I'd approached sooner I'd have gone for a # close in the end.

As for your report, good game. I'm curious, did you not try to # close?

i tried to number close, but as i mentioned, at the very second i was, they all left. but they gave me a hug, so it wasn't to bad.

but i just got her number like an hour ago, so i will give it a go tomorrow.

Are you serious? That's the worst opener I've ever heard. You're IOIing immediately right off the bat. That's a real AFC move, imo.

But if you go overboard with compliments like that and deliver it in a certain way, then it's fairly obvious that you're being deliberately cheesy and hence don't really mean it, so you get an instant laugh, which is a decent opener IMO. It's not what you say but the way that you say it.

ok, just for a little update on what's been happening, i finally got her phone number, and me and her have been texting.

so we have been REALLY flirtatious over the phone, for example one time i said i had a paper cut, and she said she would kiss it to make it better.

but then we were talking about who loves who more, and i said she could prove it by getting me a christmas present. she says, "i would give it to you but you would think i am a slut." hmmm, i thought it might have been a shit test so i said, "i would never think your a slut, but if you don't want to send the pictures then thats alright." well then eventually she said she would and oh man, it was awsome.

she sent a bunch of pictures of her naked to me, boobs, no pants, and a few artsy pictures, i felt so, well, Lucky.

Wednesday i have a date set up with her to go ice skating, always my favorite choice in first dates. and that's when i will kiss-close and start going out with her.

anyways have a merry christmas

nice work man, i wish i had known as much as you seem to know when i was younger, i never had any problems getting girls but i definitely wasn't thinking like you, i was basically relying on whatever natural talent i had at the time, you mentioned kino and stuff on the bus, if you haven't already take that oppurtunity haha i used to sit in a seat towards the back with a girl and wait until the people in the seat next to us had gotten off then make my move, the bus is a great place to get some action, it brings out the freak in them

Dude, that's awesome! Nice game!

LOL... she had nude pics of her on her PC? I am sorry, but since I do mainly club game and met a lot of freaks... I wouldn't be expecting a LTR. But then again I don't know how old you are... I hope I am wrong.

she sent the pics over her phone.

I am a sophomore in high school.
you want to know what the funny thing is about her? she's mormon and she's doing this!!!! hahaha

dayum haha as long she's a lady on the street haha
mormon and sophmore crrazy, not bad for 10th grade

Mormon, eh? There's a good avenue for starting a conversation about polygamy, threesomes, etc.!

You've got me crying. Ask her if she is voting Romney. Nm ask her parents.

i've only met two mormon girls and both were wild

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ok, so here is an update. she couldn't go on wednesday because of her dad or something, i wondered if she was flaking, so i said, "that's a bummer, i guess i won't be able to give you the birthday present..." haha, she asks what it is, i say it's a surprise. so i am saved.

we are going ice skating tomorrow from 8-10, i will update you when there is an update.