Alright, let me just explain that i have been gone away from the forums for the while, but i decided to come back and maybe give some of you advice, or something along the lines of that.

So this week has been pretty bad in the chick department... there is this one girl on my bus who is IOI'ing like a freeking cat in heat (i don't know what that specifically means, but it's good, lol.) and she has been rubbing my hair, touching me, and practically taking off my clothes on the bus, and the worst part is, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER NAME. and i was gonna ask if she has a myspace, but OOPS, to late i go off the bus again. it's not that bad though, i have only been hanging out with her for a total of 2.5 hours on the bus, but i am not sure if because it's in several different days, if it affects the 7-hour rule, BUT OH WELL, this story is not about that.

Last night i went to the mall, i was kind of dirty, no cologne or anything and my nice jacket that makes me look sexy was dirty, because i was selling christmas trees. anyways i met up with this girl who likes me, and she had a couple of her friends (absolutely no guys, hehehe) , one FP 5 ( i don't 100% remember the terms of pua'ing but i think that means fat pig 5) and this one little hot girl who is quiet, but i would rank about a HB 8. anyways at first i just kept on flirting with the one girl who likes me, but then eventually, over the 4-hour period, i sort of switched over to the little hot girl. it all started after she kept mentioning how she was looking for guys, they walked all around the mall SEARCHING FOR GUYS, (ha, they didn't know what was coming)

so eventually we go into this one store, and i say, "you know, nothing against you, but you are REALLY short." she insisted she wasn't and then walked me and her over to the mirror (time for kino) so after that i started 'lining her up' next to me, and we make a couple of jokes. so then we walk over back to our friends, one of them was buying this braclet for aids or something for the rest of us, (remember this part it comes up later) and as she is doing it, i accidently punch the HB 8 in the boob, and it was really auqward for her, but i play it off cool, and it turned out to be funny for the both of us. *whatever happens, play it off as cool*

so now we are going to the movies, and basically i just keep kino'ing and lowering her value. eventually she starts rubbing my hair which is my best quality, and almost all girls start rubbing it eventually, and then they rub somewhere else, lol. but anyways we are getting very playful.

when we walk into the theatre (to see enchanted, i LOVE that movie, and since i have seen it before i know how to play off of the jokes.) there is no one there... SCORE. now i can be as playful as i want. so anyways, with the wristband from earliar i say, "dang, this thing is falling off, can you help me tighten it?" and so she does that, but the best part is the kino, and also with that, i started grabbing her hand, and said, "ok now try to escape," and it was so funny and she absolutely loved it. we were pretty much messing around for the next 1 1/2 hours.

so then the movie ends, and i have been with her for almost 5 hours in total at the mall... perfect time to start planning the 'second day.'

i have been kinoing, laughing, messing around, and getting up close and personal with this girl, and finally when i try to ask for her myspace... THE FUCKING PARENTS ARE THERE TO FUCKING PICK HER UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol, so i sort of got screwed over but right now i am in the process of finding out her info.

but anyways what is the lesson learned?
1. You don't need to look perfect, with a little bit of misdirection with your charm, they won't care.
2. basic principles work... always
3. i didn't have to do ANY routines, no cube, no 'fights', or anything like that... JUST BASIC PRINCIPLES.

so for all you newbs out there that think you have to use 'routines,' i say god dangit, just use your charm that you were definantly born with.

and with that, i finish my story.