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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:04 pm 
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So I invited a woman back to mine the otherday, we watched a movie then fucked like crazy. We decided to drink our cum in shot glasses and eventually things got out of hand and we ended up eating our own shit. Can I get aids from this? thanks

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:09 pm 
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Yep, sorry to break it to you. You probably have AIDs. Hope you have money, you'll need to inject it into you.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:33 am 
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Oh, god, why. O_O
I'll never be the same again. T.T

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:45 pm 
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Soon after everything blacked out and I woke up smothered in shit and what appeared to be rabbit hair

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:23 pm 
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Go to a doctor?

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Go to a doctor?
and not the medical kind


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Go to a doctor?
and not the medical kind
I think he needs both. LOL.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:21 am 
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I think he needs both. LOL.
Trust me, I say this from experience. Its actually statistically possible to sleep with someone with HIV in every way imaginable for 10 months and not contract it. Just saying one doc might be more important is all.

Remember the three months sitting on the floor contemplating life is really uncomfortable... use your condoms boys. um, and dont eat shit


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