Hi, Im in need of some good dhv stories.. I am willing to give information on what I do etc.. Maybe via private msging or gmail help will do? MPUA's only please.

You already have any stories that you tell your friends about some "Awesome" time you had or past experience?


Examples:
"I was hiking with my buddy Tom and he fell and badly twisted his ankle, I had to carry him like 3 miles to the car and then drive him to the ER to make sure his ankle was not broken."

"I noticed this bird at the beach the other day and it had some fishing line wrapped around its wings and couldn't fly, I took off my shirt and wrapped the bird with it then cut the line off! I practically saved the entire "Seagull" species singlehandedly!!!"

Ask a girl, "Do you know how to change a tire?" HB: No! Well the reason I ask is because I was on this backroad the other night and this little old lady was on the side of the road with a flat tire, I just had to stop and help her get her tire changed, I couldn't imagine leaving that lady standing there all night!" So you need to learn how to change a tire!!!"


Peace...

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I just thought of a great DHV,
This can only really be used in a club
So your in set, and you check you phone because you felt it vibrate. You got a message from a friend in the club saying these guys are trying to fight him. You excuse yourself. Walk over to a different area of the club or the bathroom for a few minutes. Come back into your set and just say you spoke to the guys and intimidated them. You will appear both alpha and civilised by dissolving the problem without resorting to violence.