Hey yo, I've been learning pickup for a few months now and am definitely improving in the field. One problem I have though is the fact I blow ass at Text game, keeping a girl interested and attracted and all that good stuff. In the field I'm full of energy and can sometimes be very witty, though I try to translate this to text game it never often works to well.

I've never really attempted Facebook game, its not my forte but in recent times I seen this chick at my college I'd like to open but she was always hanging out with this dude (I assumed it was her BF) nope, wrong. Turns out this dude is her gay friend, awesome, but now I have summer break and don't return to Campus until August so there's a missed opportunity. Anyways, I noticed a few of my FB friends had added this exact chick so I got my creep on

Me: Super important question! Why aren't we Facebook friends yet!? D:
Her: sorry, i don't add random people
Me: Shame, I thought you looked interesting and wanted to see what you were all about
Her: hmm, i'm sure i've seen you around college

Was gonna reply telling her I noticed her from College and contacted her as I seen my FB friends add her but fuck that, that's lame as fuck. How do I proceed without looking like a creep

I like to see facebook as more of a contact mechanism for people that I already know, rather than a place to randomly add people.

Even worse, after a certain amount of failed friend invites, one's account can be suspended as what happened to me a while back.

Reply like this :

What ? You mean you saw me when you were quietly looking up and praying ? Don't tell ANYBODY who I am, or else I'm gonna Thunderbolt your sorry ass.

When she replies, reply like this :

Now you've done it, no Thunderbolt is worth this heinous sin ... one of my minions is gonna come and mess up all your make-up.

After her next reply, reply like this :

Well, I suppose we can discuss my mercy over coffee, as long as you're paying you inveterate sinner.