I messaged a HB8 who had very little on her profile apart from her striking a few hot poses.

I said: Not much on that profile, bit of an attention seeker are we.....

She's responded with:

Haha busted, I only joined this with my friends to see how many creeps I could attract and so far it seems to be working very well

Now I know I have to respond with some very cocky thats busting on her but my mind is a blank with this one. She looks very dolly bird and bimbo-sh in her pictures I probably use that.

this is just kind of a learning experiment so examples welcome

Say: isn't it creepy creeping for creepers lol???

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Wow man,,W@ u said actually gave me a few ideas and I was able to start a convo wit ths babe Iv been checkin,,u knw th type tht only has pis of thmselvs in th bedrrom. Told her I bet sh nevr goes out much and it hit off from thr. Nyc!

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Its me and u baby,,forget what u hv been told

Yes! I know the type, a lot of times very hot girls only get hit on by creepers and douche bags. Losers that will profess to them how hot they are, although this does bolster their ego some, it is boring and stupid, no challenge at all WEAK!l

Or small dick perverts that have never even seen boobies (except maybe their fat sisters) that will say sexually explicit shit to them making them either giggle at show off to friends or just gross them out and make them give up quickly!

When someone like yourself shows some challenge wit and humor, it presents a small window of opportunity to get the ball rolling!

It's up to you to build comfort and attraction from there

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I noticed nobody actually came up with a response lol

Thar was one! lol

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Just got another reply that went

I just set it up as a laugh to c how many absolute losers I can
attract.

Response?

Say; OMG Me too that's amazing!

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haha that one aint to bad.

here's how it played out.

Me: Not saying much on that profile, bit of an attention seeker eh...

Her: actually just set it up as a laugh wi ma pals to c how many absolute loosers a can attract.

Me: OMG Me too that's amazing!

Her: haha a doubt that but nice try

Me: haha ok ya got me, I'm only after roasters in pink heels and leopard print.
as u can c its working very well

Her: gutted,ma shoes r red,n theres me thinkin a mite of been in with a chance

Me: hmm red shoes and leopard print I dunno likes, you'd have to be pretty hot to make up for it..

Her: haha was being sarcastic,good luck in ur search.

Me: So was I, thanks although not searching, just casually window shopping

Thought that was it all over then She comes back with another meaningless msg:

Her: all the same good luck.

Me: Luck has a peculiar habit of favouring those who don't depend on it...

Her: lets hope so

me: I bet your hoping one of roasters turns out to not be such a roaster after all... eh

Her: dont put any money on that bet.

Me: I dunno its worth a couple of quid..

her: na then it wouldnt b funny if they werent weirdos.

Me: true although surly it gets boring after a while, all those sad desperate messages would do ma head in

her:ma pals usually skip the messages n go straight to the photos,dono what the girls r like on here
but the photos the guys send r hilarious.

Me:haha The girls are mostly fat mingers and good looking ones are usually up themselves. Plenty of sad desperate women on this as well.

What sort of photos the guys send?

Her:they send photos of their cocks,but its more the angle or the background thats amusin,makes
good sunday viewin when theres buggeral on the telly,dominoes n cocks on ma pals laptop(can
pick up more background on the larger screen)the novelty is startin to wear off a bit but it was
fun for a few wks.

Me: oft you perv, coaxing some poor desperados to show your their cocks and I thought blokes were bad!

Nice job Bro, not playin into her bullshit!

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

Any clever ideas for this response?

Me: Not much on that profile, bit of an attention seeker are we.....

Her: Wow, you are quite the charmer...
Do you ask girls (that you don't meet online) if you can have a printout of everything about them before you try to get to know them?

I was thinking of something like: Of course I do, helps weed out the bimbos. Looks aren't everything you know. You have to be smart AND beautiful in my book.

Not bad at all, try it out!

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Ok so heres how the conversation went (so far...):

Me: Of course I do, helps weed out the bimbos. Looks aren't everything you know. You have to be smart AND beautiful in my book.

Her: I am well aware of that, thanks. I'm pretty far from a bimbo, and just finishing up my masters. (something that was listed on my profile...)
Not sure what the point of you messaging me was? I like to weed out those who try and put me down in their first message, def not a quality I look for.
Good luck!

Me: Yeah I'm sure you're looking for chumps who look at your pictures and insecurely ask you things like "Why don't you have a boyfriend?" and "I think you're sooo beautiful, I'm going to put you on a pedestal you can't possibly live up to!," etc.

Also, theres a club in the DC area for people who have masters degrees. Its called everyone, welcome to it.

Best of luck!

Having a little fun with this, I'll let you know if she responds.

LMFAO!

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