| I've decided to keep a journal instead of writing up individual field reports, just because its a convenient place to put it all.
So Im hungover and my head is killing me, but I worked some good sets and feel like I should tell you guys about it.
Im really good at remembering faces and names, I can remember the names of almost every pretty girl I've opened and most of their mates too. This is a very handy tool to have in a PUA's arsenal, and a girl is always impressed if you remember their name and what they do, and if you say hi to all their friends and greet them by their name its a great opener in itself.....
...Ok Im back I've had some crumpets, orange juice and some ibuprofen the breakfast of champions.
I will generally open a few practice sets, normally girls between HB5 and HB7 just to get warmed up, these girls don't really have bitch shields, so you can practice your mid set material without getting blown out straight off the bat.
I opened a 3 set a few weeks ago two girls and one guy, I wrote a field report about it 'called caught between heaven and hell', well the guy in the set took my number because he wanted to hang out and come sarging some time.
The guy's AFC and I wanted to help the fella, show him how to open sets and how a PUA works.
So I get a call from this guy while Im out, I tell him to come over to the bar that we're in.
When he comes over my wing and I are in set, so I introduce him to the girls by name as if I've known them for years.
He still seems to be amazed that every time he sees me Im talking to a different group of people.
The bar was dead no decent sets so we leave for a newly opened cocktail bar. Cocktail bars are great because everyones drinking a ridiculous drink, and it gives a PUA lots of scope for situational openers:
"sweet chocolate christ what is that your drinking, its ridiculous!"
I believe this is what I opened a 3 set with.
I've been working on some of my own routines for my mid game so I'll skip straight to that: I've been reading a book on graphology basically hand writing analysis and I've been gagging to try it out. I grab a pen and some napkins from the bar and re-enter the set, my wing and the AFC are sitting on a table talking about stock market analysis, it was slowly killing me.
So I re-enter the set and say:
Voltaire: "my friends are killing me over there so I thought we would do something fun, ever heard of graphology?"
HB6: Oooo ooo I've heard of that, but I can't remember what it means.
Voltaire: Well its the science of handwriting analysis, I've been lear....
HB8: Do me, do me!!
Voltaire: wow eager aren't ya?! ok write something on this napkin.
I proceed to analysis all the girls handwriting, I get the analysis pretty spot on.
HB8: Thats so cool, this kinda stuff never happens to us in a bar (bla bla bla)
Basically if you can bring something different to the girls night out, their going to love you for it, because their only going to be hit on by drunken idiots all night anyway.
At this point my friend turns up, she's a part time model and my pivot for the night, I didn't number close the HB8, I got distracted with my friend and we ended up bouncing to another bar. This was my first mistake of the night.
3rd bar:
There are tons of sets, me and my wing are opening left, right and centre.
I go outside and my wing is in set with a hb7 and a hb9, He's doing good with the 9 I watch, its good to see the amount of progress he's made.
Theres a problem though I can see him building up for a number close but his calibration is off, I want to tell him but its too.
"so whats your number"
for some reason she had an eye liner out, she takes his arm and where he cant see she writes: 07 NEVER
She's done this before, I can tell. Its also pretty funny, I like this girl.
My wing smiles and says: "Thats not very nice"
She's about to walk off feeling all smug. Im thinking this isn't right Im not having that, so I bring the big guns out.
Voltaire: Hey do you like psychology?
HB9: ummm yeah I suppose so.
I isolate.
Voltaire: Great have you ever heard of the cube?
I cube her.
She has a small horse, so I Neg her about wanting a small lover, its dynamite. Im laughing, she's in hysterics, the whole bars looking at us.
Her friend says Ooooo do me.
I isolate and do her friend too. The cube works like a charm it opens them both up everything is calibrated.
Voltaire: "Type your number in here"
HB9: types her number in my phone, no hesitation, no resistance.
My wings jaw hits the floor.
This was a good set.
I open one more set before I leave, I have a girls bag over my shoulder, its a ridiculously loud one (my friends), and Im peacocking with it. I used to hate holding girls bags but Im going to do it more often now.
two set HB6 and HB8:
Voltaire: Hi guys
HB8: hey.....is that your bag?
Voltaire: It sure is, do you like it?
HB8: ummm yeah.....wait is it really yours, its your girlfriends right?
Voltaire: ok then its not mine you got me.
We chit chat for a bit, my wing comes over to tell me its time to go to another bar.
I try to number close the HB8, just as she sees a guy that she's been waiting for and motions to leave.
Voltaire: what your leaving now, Im just about to take down your number.
HB8: Ummm HB6 will give it to you I cant remember it off the top of my head (she walks off to talk to some guy.)
HB6: Ive got it in my phone somewhere hang on...
Voltaire: Its ok Im alright thanks, if she wont give it to me herself I don't want it.
I smiled while I said this and it wasn't meant nastily, Im not going to put up with girls walking off and using their friends as a receptionist. I kissed the HB6 on the cheek and said "catch you later" and walked to the next bar without looking back.
We met up with some other girls that I've been gaming and had some fun.
important points:
peacock with girls bags
graphology is a nice little routine.
calibrate.
hope this helps guys,
Voltaire
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