I've been using POF for a while but after finding the community recently I have amended my profile and started a different tact.
Just today I had a convo going with a HB8.5 that suddenly stopped when I asked if she wanted to meet. I'll post the messages below, bear in mind they were coming through every 5 minutes or so, pretty quick fire from her, so I thought best to stop fucking around and try for the meet. Didn't work lol:
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ME: Hey, you look like trouble. Serious question, are you one of those girls who takes forever to gte ready?
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HER: Trouble? Me? Well I wouldn't like to disappoint so I will admit my dad sometimes calls me trouble but he is usually smiling and about to give me a hug
well I take 10ins to get ready so I would say that's good. Enough time to brush my hair and check my teeth
but I would be quite happy to wait for you whilst your applying your guyliner
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ME: Ha, definately trouble, I like it. Have never tried guyliner but hell, you only live once. I might need you to apply it for me though, I'd put my eye out.
10 mins is pretty good going. That can't include bath/shower though? Otherwise I'm a bit worried
Wouldn't want to have to carry around deodorant for you all night
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HER: Including shower half an hour.....don't you worry young man my personal hygiene is impeccable and I smell of niceness (not sure that's a word but I'm having it) all day long
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ME: Young man? I think you'll find I have a year on you little lady. Unless you lied about your age? Thats it isn't it, you are really 40 and come on here to snag young, impressionable men?
Niceness works, you can have that. How are you finding it on here so far then? And I'm ----, by the way
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HER: 50 but I look well
they call me cougar.
Kinda guessed you were called ---- the username was a very big indication. (she gives her name here).
Thank you for letting me have made up words, much appreciated. Any words you want to add?
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ME: (her name) the Cougar. Pleased to meet you
Though you'll have to wine and dine me if you want to snare me. I'm a lot of work
And the username should be an indication, I agree, but I've asked women to guess my name before when asked for it, and I got back '----'. As if that is some way of spelling ------??? So you can never be too careful, a woman's logic is pretty crazy
Words to add? Hmmm. Someone told me an awesome word for underwear the other day: Grinders. I'm starting to use that now. You can have it for free
Hows it going for you on here so far?
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HER: Grinders, that sounds horrendous. The connotation of that word just sounds truly dirty ha ha ha. So it's ok, I will have to graciously decline your offer to use the word in question.
Well so far I have has offers of sex, foot and head massages and a bisexual Munter asking if her husband could mount me and record it. Such fun so far. Yourself? Apart from the dyslexic crowd.....
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ME:Ha, it sounds horrible doesn't it? Definately made me laugh so I've stolen it.
Sounds like you have a pretty diverse crowd of perverts chasing you, nice work! Though the Bi-Munter will take some beating.
I don't think its as bad for blokes on here when it comes to filth. I've had a couple asking if I was 'up for a bit of fun'. They tend to call you sweetheart after that message. And there was a Nigerian woman (with one photo that was definately a stock image) who said she wanted to come to meet me, and to email her so we could talk about how she could come to England so we could share our hearts lol. Obviously I didn't email her (or him, as I suspect it was), as I'm not a fan of giving out my credit card info.
Going to have to log off and get back to work soon, but it was cool talking with you. You seem fun, and not weird! Way to go
I'll be on again later no doubt but fancy meeting up for a drink sometime see how we get on?
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And thats about it, never got a reply after that, but she was still online. So, where did I go wrong? I'm thinking the last message was too long, and obviously didn't build enough rapport with her. And think I should have gone for the number first, rather than asking to meet.
Anyway, let me know what you think. Still learning so it all helps.
Cheers
CHAT