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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:24 pm 
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This is a girls post from double agent.com I found it interesting. Enjoy

1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count.
2. Real men drive stick shift.
3. I will leave if you lie.
4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).
5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so.
6.I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.
7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you.
9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.
10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.
11. I expect you to call me.
12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.
13. I'm scared of losing my independence.
14. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be.
15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick.
16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)
17. If I'm not having sex with you, I'm: a). having a fat day. b). not feeling "connected" to you. c). blackmailing you to get something I want.
18. Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not.
19. I own a Debbie Gibson CD, and I'm not afraid to use it.
20. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
21. A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies.
22. You look hot in hooded clothing items.
23. You should never tell me what to do.
24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.
25. My breasts love much licking and sucking.
26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.
27. I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice.
28. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
29. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.
30. I want to be Madonna.
31. Women get urinary-tract infections easily, so watch (and wash) your fingers.
32. I'm in heaven when you hold my hand.
33. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
34. I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now.
35. Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving.
36. I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this.
37. If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking....
38. Discussion of ex-gf's and ex-bf's should be avoided at all times.
39. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself.
40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points.
41. I love it when you're sweaty.
42. It's best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas.
43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses.
44. I like porn.
45. I love holding your bum in the palms of my hands.
46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.
47. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...
48. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.
49. I remember everything about our relationship.
50. You should know all this and more with-out my telling you.

Just some things to think about when your with a girl.

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GOD !!

They are so complicated :lol:


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Na its not complicated, but then again women are complicated. You just gotta know what your dealing with. not all women are the same.
Like the sweat thing, women hate it if you smell bad, you noticed how much deoderant and purfume they use. But i here that the smell of a mans sweat can naturally turn women on.
It also says 'dont tell me what to do' but 'i hate it when men dont take the lead'? Just dont boss them about basically.
If you do ask for advice on a gift never tell her that a female chose it.


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Great post, I think this was made up and typed by 1 girl from about 22-41ish then she got to turned on and thought it would be better to ask advice.


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Yeah, and if you ever meet a girl with a list like that.., run away.

Unless she's willing to pay your bills or something. :lol:

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I think they all have a list. They may not say they have a list but they have one.

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I think they all have a list. They may not say they have a list but they have one.
I got a list too.

And it's more important. :lol: This is similar to what it looks like.

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Funny thing about such lists, is such values change with age, maturity and experience.

In other words what's important to a 20 year old chick, wont be important to her when she hits 30. From that perspective it's good to know what different chicks in different age groups find important I suppose. Especially since for most of her life daddy's been paying the bills, etc...

But then if your frame and your game is too weak nothing you do will satisfy her list. If your frame and your game is strong enough you can always recover from any violation of her list if she's a reasonable person. Especially those items that aren't firmly rooted in actual reality.

If she can't be satisfied no matter what you do. No need to take it personally. Better to find a woman who can, one who is more mature, or just approach it from a sexual perspective, or not. And let other guys beat their heads against the brick wall of emotional chaos and confusion until she grows up or comes to realize what's really important in life. And it's not being Madonna, or fixating about having a bad hair day, etc..

Beyond that it's a great list. And many of the items seem like common sense to me. Others seem a little immature or even ridiculous. I take it this was a somewhat young chick.

Make sure she wears her seat belt. :wink:

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that's everyone's list, Maslow's hierarchy of needs. not surpricingly, sex among with water, food and air are our basic needs.


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that's everyone's list, Maslow's hierarchy of needs. not surpricingly, sex among with water, food and air are our basic needs.
Yes, these are logical, and physical needs.

Not necessarily emotional ones.

Like I said in another thread, I would like for a chick to think or treat me like my wanker is 9" long. That would make me feel really good. And perhaps that should be part of my list.

Unfortunately, I'm not holding my breath hoping this will happen once she sees it. :lol: And I'm certainly not going to hold it against her if she chooses to believe what her eyes tell her, vs. what would make me feel good. :wink:

The point of all this is that young women often have a list that's not based in any reality that I am aware. Except the sometimes illogical reality that's between their own two ears.

I think they call it chick logic.

Then they expect you to guess what this reality is. And when you guess incorrectly based upon limited or no information, you must somehow be punished. I'm calling bullshyt on this one.

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