Women like to play games where only they understand whats going on, and only they are keeping score. They're constantly measuring you up, judging you, poking you, prodding you. You thought that was all in your head, didn't you? Nah, they really do that shit. Point is you really shouldn't give a fuck what goes on in their heads. Pick up shouldn't be about "reading a girls mind" to try and find out what she wants, what her standards are, every single little shit test she can come up with. Its way too stressful trying to keep track of that. So i'm going to introduce to you a little trick called a "ridiculous comparative" that will totally fuck over her internal ability to sense and evaluate rapport, leaving her open to suggestion. Its like a null comparative, only more ridiculous.
The trick is simple. Compare her to something that means nothing but sounds like something. Confused? Let me give you an example.
"If you were a tub of ice cream, i wouldn't eat you. Because eating ice cream makes you fat."
"If you were a dragon, I would slay you. Because dragons are bad."
"If an apple is red then i'm going to spank you because you're a bad girl."
"If it turned out that you were a demon, I would probably get a felafel because i like felafel."
"If i could reach through this telephone and smack you, i wouldn't. Because i'm a very nice person."
Sounds like something only a crazy person would say, right?
But you say it with a warmhearted smile and a hint of deviousness so it keeps her guessing. You could even embed a command into it like so:
"If paris is the capitol of france then you have to drive me to the movies on saturday because i'm cute."
There is two ways to go about this. If you've read any of my rants about the "evil plan" method, one way is just to make it obvious that these strange remarks are you hitting on her. Putting the evil plan in plain site, right where she can find it. The other way is to keep it more ambiguous so she doesn't know you're teasing her. More ambiguousness means more confusion / less judgement, showing your evil plan means more flirtaciousness, more judgement.
Here is a step by step process of what this trick does to her tiny woman brain:
"what the fuck did he mean by that?"
"is he trying to fuck with me?"
"maybe he WANTS me to overthink it"
"or MAYBE he knows i'm going to realize he wants me to overthink it and hes trying to let me know hes interested in me"
"OH SHIT but what if he's NOT interested in me?"
"should i be acting like i'm interested in him?"
"ohhhhh godd i'm so confused!"
Don't ever tell her what you meant by it, no matter how many times she asks.
just look at her, grin, and say nothing.
given the time for these thoughts to pan out, she will probably calm the thoughts inside her brain long enough to decide one way or another. thats why its important when giving a ridiculous comparative, to utilize it right after. once used, you can more easily guide her to feel comfortable with you. kino is 10x more effective and has 10x less opposition. once you've gained that intimacy, she won't shit test you anymore. Its like a computer system, you intentionally crash it so you can get into the mainframe undetected. But once you're in there, the firewall won't stop you anymore.
I leave you with this geeky fucking metaphor. Peace.
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