ok so i broke up with my girlfriend after 6 months.. and my best female friend immediatly go and make friends with her.. tonight i saw on facebook her cousin that just turned 18.. i'll try and translate as best as i can the conversation:
Me: look who's there
Her: hey there! hi! what's up?
Me: awesome, and you babe?
Her: good enough. What happened?
Me: i took abreak from work and i'm relaxing / having fun almost everyday. what about you? still working on your sexy dancer's body?
Her: nope, just trying to end the school year without debts and waiting for the party of school ends so i can get wasted
Me: ahah party girl xD carefull such girls always make me want to bite them
i already know you'll drink alot and the bat signals will be in the sky.. so i'll be forced to come flying and take you back home
Her: ahah, probably
Me: say it that you're doing it on purpose cause you want to see me dressed with the sexy black costume ahah xD
Her: i actually do think it is sexy xD
Me: wow.. how sweet calling me sexy
anyway how's school going?
Her:i've managed to do everything fine but english.. i think i'll have a debt in it
Me: what is you don't manage to learn? i've been living in english for 6 years you know
Her: i can't speak it.. in class interrogations i should be learning it words by words to manage and say a complete sensed phrase
Me: ahah then i hope you have a good memory. ok.. tomorrow morning 10am come in city.. we'll take the glass elevator of willy wonka and go to england so you can make some practice
Her: ok!! that would be awesome!!!
Me: then it's decided! just wait.. the elevator is small and you can see outside... do you feel high sickness?
Her: not for now
Me: ok.. then i'll be safe from you getting scared and jumping over me for protection right?
Her: right! but would be better if you don't put your sexy black costume on.. you would be too sexy ahah xD
Me: uh.. this is getting intriguing.. i SHALL put it on then and see what happens
and apart from english? what's going well?
Her: occasionally rapport with alchools, sweets and ice creams xD
Me: so you're an "eather".. ok perfect.. we should organize one night to go to middle town. We'll start afternoon in some chocolate factory or sweet shops.. then the night we can take two horses and go in some pubs to see what we're able to do
Her: interesting proposale.. i'll have to check my diary and i'll let you know
Me: hope your time will be in line with mine xD and if you'll be funny enough and find a good day i'll put the costume on
Her: ahah ok
Me: ehy.. have we ever exchanged numbers?
Her: i don't think so, anyway my number is 346xxxxxxxx
Me: ok, sware you're not a 10000 message a day girl
Her: i can't sware that eheh
Me: uh.. getting more interesting every minute
anyway it's late.. you should get to bed sweethearth or your face'll winkle
Her: ahah ok.. goodnight!
Me:goodnight
then i take her number and send her a text message
Me: save your number, this might be the most important one of your life. Luca - SPAM
Her: saved.. Luca - SPAM
Me: kiss babe. goodnight
Her: kiss to you babe
Me: how sweet. you really are starting to get interesting
Her: eheh, glad to hear. night
bye everyone hope you liked it.
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