| New to the forum, I'm a semi-natural. Before I started all of this stuff, I had a few things figured out, here's a story/tactic that I think could work during the spring/summer Smile
I was at the beach with a friend, we got separated, next time I saw him he had apparently lied the shit out of a group of girls... two of which were pretty cute (HB6 and HB8). He took care of the opening entirely.
I was wearing just swim trunks, flip flops, and sunglasses. Ended up going up to these girls' room with them and my friend, and generally kept quiet while my friend was loud and drunk. He honestly did most of the work.
Sunglasses stayed on inside, and I answered most things very tersely. HB8 had a good number of tattoos, and after a while I commented on one saying the shading was great. She proceeded to explain what ALL of the tattoos meant in great detail. I gave short, deep responses and then used the combination of things I now knew about her and basically figured out her life story, down to the fact that she was very family-oriented and had been hurt a lot by people she trusted.
She asked me about mine (I have Cool and I gave her only a little information on 4 of them. She pressed me for more, and I said "Sorry sweetheart, I don't give that up on the first date" and smiled.
HB6 and HB8 basically ran me through a series of self-esteem issue-driven shit tests. "If you had to rank us 1-10..." "How does my ass look in this bikini..." Things like that. I realized that my drunk friend was too drunk and now they were both fighting over me--a generally open guy who all of a sudden was fantastic at not giving a fuck.
I ran the entire room through the gamut of toasts--dirty, clever toasts where everyone took a shot each time. I had like 15 memorized, and didn't get through all of them before they had to tap out.
I started dancing with HB8 in their room, and she began making out with me in front of the whole party, stopping to tell me only that she wasn't going to sleep with me. I smiled each time and simply answered "Sounds good."
The party decides to move to the hot tub, my drunk friend wouldn't leave us alone in the room, so I reluctantly headed towards the door after him.
As soon as he was out the door, the HB8 ran in front of me, slammed the door closed behind him, pulled me into the closet (???) and ripped off BOTH of our swim gear. She could not WAIT to get with me.
TL, DR:
-Tattoos are a fantastic personality giveaway.
-Your tattoos should remain somewhat mysterious
-Keep on the sunglasses and don't take them off unless asked. When you do, give them a half-effort piercing stare. If you try too hard, it looks ridiculous. I have gray eyes, so it works doubly for me Smile
-Stay unaffected by things. If they say something ridiculous, smile and wait 3 seconds before you say anything at all.
-Neg them gently (I did this in front of HB6's mom, who I complemented the hell out of)
-Basically, remain unphased.
-Finally, if you're going to be banging her on the floor of the closet, for god's sake put something under your knees while you're banging her doggy style. I had dead giveaway rugburn on my knees for two weeks. Friends immediately started asking "What was his name? Was he gentle?"
-Holy shit abort as soon as the self-esteem issues rear their ugly heads. Oh my god. HB8 had more issues than DC Comics. Nothing I could say would make her feel better.
Anyway, that's just a story for you. This was before I had heard about the community, so maybe I can step up my game a little Smile
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