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Heywood Jablowme
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1.I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

2. I went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...

3. I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

4. I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

5. Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

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I suggest we post the status in image forms that way people won't be able to find them through search engines.

Anyway, just posted this. Hope you like it.

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Heywood Jablowme
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I suggest we post the status in image forms that way people won't be able to find them through search engines.

Anyway, just posted this. Hope you like it.
Soon as I figure out how to post a damn image! :lol:

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haha upload a pic on http://tinypic.com/

then just copy the URL for Forums

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I hate when someone thinks I'm arrogant. Especially when they're clearly beneath me.

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do any quote from the films mean girls! seriously i know it sounds strange but they create a shit tone of girl responses , my favourite are :
"Dont have sex , you will get pregnant and die."
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"is your muffin buttered? would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin?"

but seriously anyway funny ones from mean girls
Ace out.
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"I just found out facebook censors your password anywhere on your posts and pages. Kinda neat. My password is ********."
haha .. naice !!
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is currently writing my book "Fifty Shades of DreamingTree"
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The 50 shades one should i change it too my real name i dont understand it but the girls are going nuts over this book on my fb

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Ok Just an FYI Anyone with 600 Facebook friends shouldn't have to take their own picture in the bathroom mirror.

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The 50 shades one should i change it too my real name i dont understand it but the girls are going nuts over this book on my fb
I used my real name... Got a lot of love on this one.. "i want in" "send me the manuscript" etc.
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