alright guys ima show you this conversation im having with this gorgeous puerto rican chick. shes 25 5'6 a dance instructor and her body is on point with mesmerizing brown eyes. i never try too hard when i talk to women on these things, i just go with the flow and try to keep it interesting that way im talking with her not at her. well here's how its going so far and i dont advise you to open the way i did unless you know what you're doing or you're very good looking but it still wont work every time just a heads up. after the opener i just freestyle it based on what she says next.

ME: deng mama.. if you were my bitch, id pump this fat cock deeeep deeep inside all your tight little pretty holes and leave my cream filling in em errry daay !

HER: is that right

ME: ill take a lie detector test if ya wantz lol

HER: lol bold and funny

these next two messeges i couldnt find for some reason but i think they went something like this

ME: thats my middle name. so how does a lady like you manage to stay single? if i didnt know any better id say the men in your area root for the wrong team.

HER: (i dont remember exactly what she said but she said something about men not being interesting enough and she cant find anyone she actually likes.)

ME: do you need a hug? lol.. well hey maybe you were just waiting on me? ;D meeLoV3yooL0ngTimE

HER: oh you think so huh

ME: probably not but i bet i can make you cum oh so goood haha not to mention id show you up with my dancing skills, you aint ready babe.

HER: Oh haha a challenge and a 2 decleration of skills thats a new one.

ME: can we just get married already and skip the dating stuff? ill let you name our first child unless its a boy then his name is gonna be slash like the guitarist

HER: lol well that would work but i dont think we would have much of a marriage if we dont know nothing about eachother. You might be surprised i dont think like most girls. lol

ME: well hey mama, the way i see it, thats the best part and will make our marrige last cus we'll have a long time to get to know eachother from the beginning (: and i , know ill be there for you babe 50/50 is all i ask. love is my last name and i know it when i see it, wuffwuff. (; yea you dont seem like you would hunny, be my special lady?

HER: Yea your smooth thats for sure, i bet you get mad girls with that huh. How many special ladies you got

ME: hahahaha.. theres only enough room for only one woman. "mrs. alicia love" ..hmm theres a nice ring to that lol

from here i got offline and went to sleep

HER: if you think so, but how do you know im your type

havent replied but anyways the key to successful conversation is humor, and a dash of wit all while projecting manly traits. trust your instincts keep it real and have fun with it. be a kind of jerk but dont insult but also know how to be nice and show her shes of value. be clever and try to think from her shoes. i dont study pick up because i think its pretty cheesy, i just keep it real and let my sense of humor shine.

one more thing, if your feeling low on confidence or whatever, then start working out and running a few times a week with a balanced diet, eat whatever you want aslong as its divided into 3-5 meals a day drink lots of water and stop eating take-out. you dont need to go to a gym to work out, calisthenics(push ups, pull ups and other bodyweight exercises) and cardio is enough to get you in the best shape of your life with defined muscle. exercise in general puts you in a good mood trust me. build a happy lifestyle and get your shit together and start thinking like you were the coolest guy in school and eventually you start acting like you are. funny how the mind works.

sir you are like a modern day Lord Tennyson with some George Byron thrown in for good measure. A veritable master of subtle wording, salacious intent, with just a unctuous hint of lascivious innuendo.

I especially like the part in which you deescalate to personnel questions after the graphic and explicit sexual statements.

this is my favorite part: you sly dog, I was convinced at this point your target would immediately demand this putative "cream filling" with your meaty member you so romantically promised.
I'm Shocked!!!!

Well at first i was incredulous, but after deep rumination it makes sense that you dont study pick up, only an utmost natural master would string together such heart melting and panty dropping magnificence as this! God forbid you became cheesy

That is the BEST opener I've EVER seen! :-/[/quote]

I was definitely getting more of a Faulkner-ian vibe.

The way he uses words to eloquently weave sentences to capture every intricacy and detail and convey them to the reader. /swoon

I won't lie; I came a little upon reading this.

This, my friends, is truly prose at its finest.

I certainly had to touch myself while reading this! Almost made my "O" face...

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