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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 9:34 am 
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"accepted in fajfafkja Uni, Italy." I have 550 friends and got 67 likes for that! I noticed that once you put a status related to success in uni or some other shit many people would like that. Obviously you can't use this everyday or every other lol

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My fb flooded with this one!

Men socialize by insulting each other but they really don't mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, but they don't mean it either.

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‎*Year 2050* Son: "Dad how did you meet mom?" Dad: "Aaah my son... It all started with a Poke on Facebook".
600 friends --> 41 likes after 3 hours

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guys as a warning you might want to watch the DHV statuses someone just commented on my FB after using three saying plagiarist! and linking this site i deleted and blocked him within seconds of the post but if it can happen to me it can happen to you. It's as simple as a google search


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guys as a warning you might want to watch the DHV statuses someone just commented on my FB after using three saying plagiarist! and linking this site i deleted and blocked him within seconds of the post but if it can happen to me it can happen to you. It's as simple as a google search
Good point... but I find this to still be a RARE occasion. no girl is going to google your DHV status... and if they do who cares if they find this site? Im proud to be a PUA... im not scared of women finding out... if anything thats a good thing.

Iv have women complement me on some of my reutines saying "your smart arnt you? You know to "play the game". OR "I can tell you know what your doing... :)"

Women want to be seduced fellas.... you just have to do it correctly. Im thankful everyday for the ACF's of the world because they make me stand out... as a PUA and as a guy who understands women... what they want... what they want to hear... and how they think. I chose to seperate myself from the rest.... and by having DHV status's you seperate yourself.


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guys as a warning you might want to watch the DHV statuses someone just commented on my FB after using three saying plagiarist! and linking this site i deleted and blocked him within seconds of the post but if it can happen to me it can happen to you. It's as simple as a google search
Good point... but I find this to still be a RARE occasion. no girl is going to google your DHV status... and if they do who cares if they find this site? Im proud to be a PUA... im not scared of women finding out... if anything thats a good thing.

Iv have women complement me on some of my reutines saying "your smart arnt you? You know to "play the game". OR "I can tell you know what your doing... :)"

Women want to be seduced fellas.... you just have to do it correctly. Im thankful everyday for the ACF's of the world because they make me stand out... as a PUA and as a guy who understands women... what they want... what they want to hear... and how they think. I chose to seperate myself from the rest.... and by having DHV status's you seperate yourself.
As am i. but if an AMOG exposes you others realize your lines are canned you end up DLV'ing in a environment that was originally created to DHV. I suggest coming up with your own cocky funny lines if possible, because if you are entirely brought out to be a lier half these post will just in turn make you look as though you do stay home looking for things to make you look interesting instead of actually BEING interesting.


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half these post will just in turn make you look as though you do stay home looking for things to make you look interesting instead of actually BEING interesting.
A. Change them to fit your own situation, mood, or setting using your own style and wording!

B. Use sparingly, (1-2 per week is plenty) so that you DON'T look like you stay home all day FB stalking.

C. Bravely quote the original at the end like this (-Emerson) or (-Heywood) because I'm am quotable :D

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I've only made a mistake once.. the day I thought I had made a mistake..

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A. Change them to fit your own situation, mood, or setting using your own style and wording!

B. Use sparingly, (1-2 per week is plenty) so that you DON'T look like you stay home all day FB stalking.

C. Bravely quote the original at the end like this (-Emerson) or (-Heywood) because I'm am quotable :D
only if i can put jablowme at the end as well :D


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only if i can put jablowme at the end as well :D
Of course! 8)

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Hey guys I used some of them I found on this forum, but always remember that people know it's not you that created the status, yeah its funny and shows you have a sense of humor but also I would say that its more of a hook point to engage in a Facebook game with a HB that likes or comments on the status you used.

Here is one I thought was good and got a lot of responses:

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE DICK IN MY MOUTH!'


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LETS' GET MORE SHIT GOING ON IN THIS THREAD. I am losing ideas.

Here are few of mine (I created them) which provided many likes, keep in mind I am Croatian so you may be better in composing them in English:

"she told me she was gonna call me when she finishes showering...
looks like she drowned"

"literacy created illiteracy"

"when a child is being born you're great, but when there's fucking nobody calls you"

"these sisters at *name of the hospital* I'd rather put in a corn field"

"man always mistakes. either he loves too much, or too little" = you can replace man with woman. I think it's gonna generate same amount of interest.

"... off to coffee, then training"

when there was cold period -"snow is ok, low temperatures are ok, but i hate fucking storm"

As I already said, let's share our gold materials. I stopped updating statuses, photos and other shit on my facebook profile and I am losing value on it, was just talking to females and it makes a difference.

Making social proof on your wall helps a fucking ton. Share your ideas.


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1; If you think I wrote this status update in the nude, you're wrong. I'm wearing a sombrero and a candy necklace

2: Some people are so self-absorbed that they never stalk anybody.... Sickos

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