This is the online profile that I had quite a lot of success with. But I feel that I can only attract certain types of girls with this, so I'm planning to make a new one. Feel free to throw in your 2 cents. Critique are always welcome.
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I have quite a refreshing sense of HUMOR. If you're one of those people who takes life too SERIOUSLY and can't take a JOKE or two, go find yourself a NICE guy to live happily ever after with. Gluck!
I'm definitely not your Prince Charming, I'm a bit of an ***hole, SPONTANEOUS and over the top ADVENTUROUS. So ask your doctor if you can handle me! I DO come with couple side effects such as spontaneous fits of joy, tachycardia, light-headed and potentially addictive. Try me at your own risk 
I think life is too short to be wasted around playing the silly dating games. I like to keep things "grade school" SIMPLE. If I like you, I'll TEASE you til you blush like a CUTE little bunny, then drag you to my sand castle and kiss you passionately.
I want an interesting, smart, fun and ambitious woman who is HONEST with herself, PASSIONATE about life and capable of rocking a dress with a set of heels. Someone who enjoys SILLY moments in life, traveling and loves RANDOM adventures.
If that's you then I'll ROCK your world I won't PROMISE crazy experiences like the Hangover, but we'll definitely steal a TIGER at some point. You don't get to name her though!
By the way, DO NOT MESSAGE me if you're:
.Aspiring actress or model, especially lingerie model
.Bartender or stripper
.You have implants
.You take more than an hour to do hair and makeup
.You use netspeak, have nothing interesting to say besides "hey you're cute", or don't know the difference between "you're", "your" and "yours"
It NEVER works..... 
CHAT