dis will surely work for all of u koz av tryd it n it worked...don mind ma handwritng,its ma slang.
you alrdy gat ha number,yah, d gal uv bin trying ol nyt 2get ha attention n mek ha fall for u.from d 3 second rule through d pick up lines n hand readings to the number-close. u hav waited for 2 o 3 days den u call n ask her out. make sure u told her your going out wit sam of ya frnds,so that she will feel comfortable n not tink ur gonna try samtin stupid (we all know we gna try samtin stupid ). dnt tell her wea ur goin,tel her its gonna b a suprise but it wud b fun (galz lyk suprises ). aftet that call 2 o 3 frndz n mek sure dey gat galfrndz too. take a shower den open ur closet n pick up a t-shirt n a shirt. put on sam deodorant on ya (so u dnt end up stinking wen u sweat koz of her looks ). put on ur cloth den spray ur shirt n t-shirt with d best perfume u gat. spray sam on ya hands n rub ur hands behind ur ears n on ur neck (dis camz in handy when she wants to whisper samtin in2 ur ears o wen she gives u a hug. d smell of d perfume wud trigger her sex hormones in2 action ).
d place u gna tek her 2 iz the cinema n since u didnt tel her wea u gna tek her she wud probably wea a top n sam jeanz o mini skirt (works perfectly during summer). we all know that the cinema halls are air condition 24-7 ryt,so it wud b freezing inside). get a seat next 2her n make sure ur friends aint far either (so they could see u in action n even mek there galfrndz g-las). in the middle of the movie ask her if its cold (duhh offcoz its cold, she's half naked). she wud probably tel u yes. even if she says its ok,tek off ur shirt n put it ova her o help her put it on, den tel her,"dis wud also help keep ur hands warm",hold one of her hands. when holding her hand,use one of ur fingers from the hand that ur holding her with n pretend ur drawing little circles on palm.(make sure u dnt stare at her when ur duin it, pretend ur concentrating on d movie n dont know wots going on!) dis must happen wyl u still holding her hands. it wud also trigger her sex hormones. after the movie u can still hold her hands while ur goin out koz it wud mek ha feel more secured. drive her home n kiss-cloz. she wuld want 2 return ur shirt but tell her to keep it koz u gat plenty. the point of leaving ha wit ur shirt iz dat wenever she passesz by it in her room,it wud remind her of the date u guyz went n d smell of d perfume wud remind ha of u n this wud also trigger ha sex hormone...(u dnt wna know what she's gna du wit ur shirt wen she's really horny n alone in her room!). d shirt wud keep reminding her of u even if u break up wit her l8tr on.
Rply when u try it n give me d aftermath details of ur success!

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if u wnt ha den u must tek d risk of luzn ha. follow d rules n d game wil flow.

I'm sorry but this is really hard for me to understand. Don't you even pay enough respect to the community to at least try and write in english?

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There are still the smart dominating the strong!

that iz english you dumb ass! (dat iz englsh u dam as!). its what you call being an exception! (itz wot u col being an excptn!) you get me now? (u get m nw?

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if u wnt ha den u must tek d risk of luzn ha. follow d rules n d game wil flow.

I don't prefer quarreling but the question is:
Do you want to sound cool or do you want to share knowledge.

Your choice

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There are still the smart dominating the strong!

I officially deem this post...RETARDED.

I also tried to read it and my eyes began to hurt, I picked up 3 second rule in there and holding hands after a movie. I realize that you said that was your slang.. but in the real world I probley would be able to understand you, but you really don't need to talk in slang here.

Also you don't need to call neonomicus a dumb ass. It really only makes you look like a dumb ass. I am not saying you are a dumb ass because, well frankly I dont know you so I can't make that statement.

I prefer you not use slang as it makes it awhole lot easier on my eyes, as they are very beautiful eyes.

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Party on Wayne! Party on Garth!
-Shaft

Understood it. I don tink taking a gyal to the movies is finna wrk bro out cordin to DEE plan lekk you said. It will work once in a while, but movies is very typical, nah mean'. I like the fact that she dresses up not knowing that it will be cold cuz theatres are fricking cold nah mean'. That part I think I might try out if I notice the chick is wearing something too sexy. Thanks

so u ol uzin d AMOGing tingy on me! but u ol read it,so huz d dumb ass now ? but 4 d pipo hu get me out dea gud luck n it works 100%. av experimented on it.

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if u wnt ha den u must tek d risk of luzn ha. follow d rules n d game wil flow.

nobody is amoging anyone brotha, and no i still havent read your original post

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if u wnt ha den u must tek d risk of luzn ha. follow d rules n d game wil flow.

it simz Methuselah doesnt think about any1 bt himself! we all in here to help each other out n not criticize someones work. u should learn to appreciate ones work and they will appreciate yours!

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if u wnt ha den u must tek d risk of luzn ha. follow d rules n d game wil flow.

Aswell as you should learn to contribute your work in an acceptable manner.
Writing in slang makes you look like a 14-year-old boy who is in the middle of men trying to attrack attention.
Just write normal as we do and everything will peace out

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There are still the smart dominating the strong!

Here's the thing:

A master of the Venusian arts is also a master of his own language. When we have to translate your post from l33t, it makes it tougher to read your actual message and makes you sound less like a PUA and more like someone who spends 12 hours a day playing Counterstrike in his underwear.

Tequilla, you hit the nail on the motherfucking head with that one. Please just type english, or something relatively close. Counterstrike in the b0x0rz, hahah.

WHAT THE F!@& ????????????? anyways............