Once I had a porsche garage receipt (long story but it was real) and a girl asked me what it was, and I said in a serious but jokey way, oh, I put a deposit on a 911 carrera

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Accidently took receipt out of pocket
ME: Oh I put a deposit down on a porsche 911 carrera btw xD
WING: Yeah were gonna be driving in a porsche next week we'll come pick you up

HB: Wow, I feel so much more attracted to you

(sarcastic way)
ME:
and I never mentioned it again. But this girl chased me and text me quite a lot and paid for 2 nights out that weekend whie i was driving the Nissan sunny
I K-Closed and #Closed and BJ=Closed
Even as a AFC I was able to do this, I put no effort in whatsoever, I had no money lol.
Whether she thought I had a porsche or not I will never know as she will be too embarassed to let me know. and deny all knowledge of the conversation.