Crocodile Farmer Routines for a Taxi Cab Driver in London
You: Be careful. You might sit on my pet crocodile somewhere around there.
HB: What? You're kidding.
You: Well, I'm just moonlighting as a taxi driver. I'm a crocodile farmer. I need the extra money to feed my crocodiles.
HB: ????!
You: (Say crocodile farmer opener routine, here:
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Take it from there bro.

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Approach. Open. Escalate. Isolate
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