ME: I just want to let you know that I've already married you in my mind and I'd like to thank you for all the wonderful memories. Unfortunately, the time came for that thought to move on and I had to divorce you.
Your Ex Hubby,
Motown
HB: well thanks for being a blast from my past, Motown.
ME: You know what they say..A guy that was a blast in your past could very well end up the suitor of your future haha
HB: LOL! you're quite a poet, did you know it?
ME: Well....I did know it, cuz the way I flow it..like water on a planted seed, I grow it..what a nice tree it ends to be, sways in the breeze, see the wind blows it.. so hard the ground let go-it fell on me
HB: hahahahahahaa, why did we divorce again?! you crack me up!
ME: Well.....it all started when you farted and the car quit starting..when the sun went down, skies darkened, and the devil smoked our harvest..I worked hardest and tried my darnedest, but the deed left us starving so we departed.. until we meet again, blast from the past, us...until we meet again to live, laugh, love, and crack up :p


She had already signed off before I sent the last message, so I haven't got a reply back....but I thought it was funny as shit and wanted to share

Love it!

Making her laugh won't get you laid.

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I disagree. It's not essential in a pickup, but it will definitely grease the gears.

Yeah...I'd have to disagree that making a girl laugh won't get you laid.....If you can make her laugh like no one else can...you're already in. From my experience, anyway.

I'd say humor will build comfort quicker than anything I know of.

I love the rhymes, and the idea of reminiscing over times that haven't happened yet. I also freestyle a little bit. So, I occasionally rhyme while shooting the shit.

Yeah awesome chat, outside of the box... she would have loved it. 'Why did we divorce again?' shows clear interest. BUT how do you maintain that dialogue/frame in person? Sounds to me like it would be near impossible to be so whitty and creative in person when you don't have time to think. Remember if you set up a frame like this she is meeting you on that basis. Then again, I guess if your frame is strong and mysterious and you keep her guessing then thats all that really is important.

I'm usually pretty quick/witty with the comebacks..whether i have time to think about em or not...sure, sometimes i get caught up and lose the battle of wits, no big deal.. however, the girl in this chat quit talking to me after i sent her a pic lol..so, i feel pretty sure that if i was more physically appealing something could have come from this..oh well

Noooo... hard luck mate. Alot of it has to do with the quality of the pic also. Have you ever worked on internet dating and found out which pics of you are best? The old rule that if you can stimulate her mentally-which you were-that should be enough to overcome any lack of looks you have, should still hold true. Hard luck buddy, but you have helped the boys here no doubt.

Hey, i kinda do the same thing. I ask girls to "give me a beat" and i pull out some raps i've written down. Me and my buddy's get stoned and have rap battles, and over time i got pretty decent at it.

As my tongue whips, like a flick of the wrist, my words flow and hit yo ear cliterous, you'll be moanin like oh shit. Atleast thats my hypothesis.

Hmm really interesting, lovely share more with us.