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Heywood Jablowme
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Someone at work has been stealing my lunch from the refrigerator. Tomorrow, I'm bringing a cat food sandwich. BON APPETIT MOTHER F*CKER!!!

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my facebook is amazing i get 50+ likes on statuses I dhv all the attraction switches through wall posts and statuses along with qualification and lots of tricks. FB is easy, i call it, DHV book. ;)
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Give us an example :)

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Heywood Jablowme
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Someone told me to get over myself so I did a backflip, but then I just landed in more AWESOME!

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"___has been cleaning up his friends list... if you're reading this, congratulations! You're still cool! But don't get too comfortable "


Used this line on my facebook, and I got a response from this girl who been friends with for ages but not really seen over last year

Im going to go celebrate with a bit of cake! Xx

Ill be honest I am interested in forming a relationship with her beyond friends but not too sure how I go about responding to that as this is first time I have attempted DHV through facebook. (Yes I am going after other girls aswell so I aint suffering from oneitis)

Not sure if I should make new thread on this or respond in here so sorry If I put it in wrong place mods!!

but to help keep it on topic, definitely a good one to use.

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One chance. Two hearts.. Three words…

You never realize what you have till it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Lazy Fact #12983789127489: You were too lazy to read that number.

Never go back to your EX. It’s like reading the same book again and again when you know how the story ends.

Every girl wants to mean something to somebody. All it takes is a little text to show her she’s on your mind.

Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry.

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Someone told me to get over myself so I did a backflip, but then I just landed in more AWESOME!
Keep on posting! loving them
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my facebook is amazing i get 50+ likes on statuses I dhv all the attraction switches through wall posts and statuses along with qualification and lots of tricks. FB is easy, i call it, DHV book. ;)
Thanks for being so helpful. Quite frankly I would assume you are a try hard with your status' based upon the blatant bragging with nothing helpful coming from it.
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Heywood Jablowme
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So the new Titanic 3D is out? Maybe they'll see the f*cking iceberg this time.

LOTs of hits!!

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Why do girls think it's sexy to take photos of them selves on the toilet on a night out?

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"The ideal man will not knock the door, he'll kick it... Cuz he got chocolate and roses in his hands."

haha this shit was funny and only got likes from girls.
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follow @alanhungover on twitter for some really nice ones.

things like

when people ask me why I don't have a tattoo I say: would you put a bumper sticker on a ferrari?
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Ladies, stop looking for a guy to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job.

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Ladies, stop looking for a guy to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job.

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when people ask me why I don't have a tattoo I say: would you put a bumper sticker on a ferrari?
Nice! I don't use FB DHV but I'm certainly using this one in real life. A lot of my friends love tattoos and wonder why I don't have one.
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