LA

i like to be more subtle than that

i like to ask questions like "are you taking any prescription medication?"
or ill just say something like "my grandma has 9 nine cats"

or ill just reach out and touch her tit.


i also like to DHV by just walking up to a chick and farting on her.


Artist

if this hired gun is a bartender and before you can say anything she just comes out and says i have a bf

then i would say "i have aids" this is great cause it instantly disqualifies you from being a potential suitor.

no seriously if this happened i would just be like

her: i have a bf

skittlepimp: yeah and im van halen, ill have a coors light.

from here i would just try C&F

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Skittlepimp

SkittlePimp, I think you SHOULD open girls with the moves from your avatar. And if it DOESN'T get her to approach or she makes a face, just feed her this one: "What are you, GAY?!"

That should get you laid right there on the spot.

On a more serious note, green skittles are good, but orange is the best in my opinion.

Do you practice your day game much? If you do, where are the best kinds of places that youve found?

~Muse

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what are you gay? i like that

what about? its not gonna suck itself


i like practice my day game at the university on campus, its great cause its big enough that if you botch something the chances are you wont see them again, and if you do they have probably forgotten.

i also do internet gaming but as a side project as someone suggested.

by the way im no PUA yet or anything, but the Uni is where im polishing my skills as to speak.

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Skittlepimp

Well i went out last night and tried the SkittlePimp hump opener.

First time i just got a disgusted look and the girl turned her back on me...wrong move, i slapper her in the back with my peen and then froze her out.

The second set i opened was a 3 set, 2 dudes and a chick. So i figured maybe the first time i didnt emphasize the Hump enuff so i put extra effort in on this set...turns out the dudes were gay and the chick was an a-sexual sister, needless to say it work wonders on the more feminine dude...

The third set i walked upto this 2 set both hotties. Feeling overly confident i did the Hump 2 times just to make sure i got my point accross. Mid second hump one kicked me in the balls...the 2 set walked away.

All in all i think i failed at "Hump opening" because i didnt have the 1 peice blue work suite on. Im thinking to peacock i could get my name on the chest too, maybe in a cool color.

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yes you have to have the whole jump suit thing going or a moo moo works well too.


try going around with a boner that works also

or if you wanna exagerate your male size you can stick a potato in your pants, that lures them pretty well. just dont put it in the back of your pants cause this seems to repel chicks for some reason

thats a pimp hat btw!

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Skittlepimp

Thanks, i love the hat...seemingly so do the ladies.

As far as the potatoe goes, are you worried about starch stains? i hear they are hard to get out.

Im thinking next time i do this i may go for the suite, embroidered name with a company logo on the chest, golden zipper, and no grease stains on the knees.

On top of this im gonna pop like 3 viagra so that i can have a good woody when i make my aproach.

Do you think doing it 2 times in a row on the same set was a bad idea? And how important is it to get your knees into it and gyrateing your hips is important too rite?

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I just want to say that this is the best thread on the whole forum.

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you should keep pumping your pelvis everywhere so that you are congruent.


heres some dance moves too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdz88MBWomo

rest his soul

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Skittlepimp

Ok i've got another one:

Have you ever said this line?

I got skittles in my mouth?
Wanna taste the rainbow?

i have not said that but when i was about three years old i told someone "ive got some water in my mouth, wanna drink?"

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Skittlepimp

i got a stupid question for you. What do you say when a girl say she dont like the shirt your wearing? haha and your reply have to make her laught

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Well Artist

i think i would have to retort with what mystery would say,


hb: I dont like that shirt

skittlepimp: no you dont your attracted to me


or

hb: thats an ugly shirt

skittlepimp: you only say that cause your attracted to me

or

hb: thats an ugly shirt
skittlepimp: yeah but you see it by wearing it the contrast makes me look more handsome.

or i would look at this as an opportunity to converse

hb: thats an ugly shirt
skittlepimp: think so?......what do you recommend?


or


just say i think it would look better on you, but i dont think the bra thing would work well with it

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Skittlepimp

Hello all


ive had some crazy holidays and i hope all are well, ill be online the next few days till i go back to school and then will be online all semester.


so if you got a question drop a line

SK

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Skittlepimp

Stupid Question: How do you remove the hair off your balls?

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Well there are a number of ways that this can be achieved

you could use some form or chemical hair remover such as nair or nads(its really called nads, im not kidding) or epil stop

you could use a lighter and some hair spray this is very fast and effective however its not for those that are squeamish.


waxing is another way, if you go this route i suggest doing in style such as applying the wax to yourself and something like the bed post then jumping out of the window.

dont forget the brown eye too

good luck

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Skittlepimp