Thanks man. I always enjoy your comments. This is the first time in my life I have really felt my age holding me back. I think I am going through a mental transition of accepting my new older self and learning how to adjust my game to deal with this change. By the way, how old are you Slip n Slide?

When I started doing pickup in the early 90's there was no PUA community or material to study. I just learned from doing pick up after pick up on my own. I remember being at San Diego State and feeling this overwhelming urge to approach the hot Asian girls walking around on campus. That's how it all started.

Hey man, I used to live in the Nashville area. Girls were much easier to approach there than the sometimes stuck up CA bitches.

Yeah man, I do it all solo and I do it any time of the day or night. I've had 2 good wings in my life. One was an Indonesian guy I met when I lived in Tokyo, the other was a guy who contacted me from this site and came to Japan to study.

I'd say try not to rely on a wingman, but surely enjoy his company and camaraderie when you have a chance to wing together.

I have to apologize for the long absence. The truth is I just went through one of the biggest slumps every in my life. Just when I thought my slump was over with my last F close, I hit an even bigger abyss. It seemed to have been a combination of winter getting me down (I have Seasonal Affective Disorder) and the negative aura I was giving off probably from feelings of low self-esteem and worth related to my girlfriend leaving me.

I had built up 60 number closes for the year by February and nothing, I mean NOTHING was panning out. Girls would just stop texting with no explanation and it seemed like everyone was responding negatively to me. I almost felt like a creepy stalker contacting these girls who really didn't want to have anything to do with me.

So I decided to give it a rest. I stopped approaching and started looking inward. I had to start digesting this huge loss I felt from my girlfriend leaving. I don't want to get into a pity party here, but basically I don't have any family and my girlfriend was the person I was closest to in my life. Losing her man was like losing a fucking lung. And honestly, I still can't say I am over her. I still hold out hope that there is someway we can be together again someday.

As a part of my ongoing journey to look inward and rearrange my life, my values and assess everything that is going on with me I kept true to myself and continued to do the thing that brought me back to my childhood joy: working out at the gym. I've started looking into the spiritual element of life and listening to lectures my Wayne Dyer and other philosophers. I even took up Yoga, practicing a little bit every day. I tried meditation as well, but admittedly I don't get it yet or understand it yet and I probably need a teacher to take that on.

So that's where I've been my friends. My life is not PUA, but PUA is a part of my life, and I had to take a break from it for a while so that I could come back to it again in a reconstructed way.

2012

Close #3 Aki 29 Hair Salon Manager
(March 11th)

As I have been going through a transformational period I took a break from day game and approaching. The two months that passed by with no new conquests were lonely for me and made me so hungry to have a new piece of ass again. I got on the internet again and started contacting girls.

Some of you may notice that Aki is the same name as my close #2, but that is just coincidence. Anyways, it was a Sunday and I had just finished my last long shift of the weekend. I was tired when I got home, but just felt a kind of empty loneliness. Just tired of being by myself and spending day after day in my small apartment alone. I had been texting a few girls I met on the internet. I contacted this girl Aki. She just so happened to have the day off. I called her up and it turned out she lived really close to me. She said she was downtown and she had time to meet me so I went down there on my motorcycle and picked her up. I didn't want to be in the hustle and bustle of the city so I took her out to the pier and we went on a long walk. She was super easy to talk to and friendly and we hit if off really well.

It didn't hurt that she was super cute as well. Round face with big round eyes and slim body, like something you would see in an anime. I didn't know how to play my game really. I've gotten a lot of rejection lately after simply telling girls my age. This girl looked to be in her 20's and I am pushing 40.

I actually did not go to meet her with absolute conviction of F closing her. As I mentioned I was feeling lonely and I was just happy enough to have the companionship. I would have just been satisfied going on a walk with her and that's the mindset I went into this with. Seeing that I was in that mindset and trying to just "score" I told her my real age.

It was bitter cold and after an hour of walking I couldn't feel my face nor move my fingers. We got onto my motorcycle and headed back towards the city. I told her I was heading home, but if she wanted me to take her back to her place I would. She said, "Either way is okay with me". As I was enjoying her company I wanted to spend more time with her so we went back to my place with her.

We talked for a while at my place and listened to music videos from Youtube. She liked choir and opera music so we showed each other the songs we liked from those genres. The tension was very thick and you would have had to be a virgin not to try to kiss this girl. It was basically not even an option not to try to kiss the girl at this point. So I went for it and she ducked away telling me than she was shy. But finally I got in there and we started making out heavily.

But then I backed off. I really wasn't in a rush and I knew from our chemistry that if it didn't happen tonight that it would eventually happen. Not to mention, (head-hung-low), that I had whacked off a little too much the previous day and didn't exactly have a loaded gun in my pants.

I told her (and not in game mode, but in genuine me mode) "Look, I'm not trying to score with you. I'm content just chilling with you tonight and I know that I want to see you again no matter what happens tonight."

Like I said, I hadn't fucked a new girl in nearly 2 months. After some lights were dimmed and the futon rolled out I was deep inside of her giving her long, hard, deep thrusts. She had the perfect Asian girl body: nice and slim with a perfect hour glass shape and tight little ass. The sexual attraction was immeasurable and we couldn't stop fucking each other. The only thing I regretted was having whacked off too much the day before. I struggled with my erection, but she was really caring about it and serviced me for as long as it took until I could get hard. That's the kind of attitude that makes me fall in love with a girl. That and cooking.

I'm trying not to whack off now as much as possible cause I want to save a huge nut for this girl next time I see her. But anyways, after fucking for about 3 hours we were exhausted and I needed to get some food in me and sleep. I took her home on my motorcycle and we parted. I came back home and had some pizza and celery sticks and debriefed until about 4 in the morning until passing the fuck out.

I guess the best lesson I can give from this lay report is that if there is chemistry there, sometimes not "trying" to f close a girl is the best way to f close her. In short, don't worry about the results, but just enjoy the game. Or in non-game terms, just enjoy your time with someone without having any preconceived expectations.

Good thought.

Nice to see you break from your usual fuck-girls-at-my-house routine (with the map and all) and just be natural. Good job.

2012

Close #4 Kumiko 48 Bank Teller
(March 23)

I met this girl at the supermarket after work one night. Sure, she was a MILF, but she had a very cute face and she was small and just looked ready for action. I approached and just did a situational opener talking about the products that were in front of us (nuts). I got her cell info and registered her as pickup #57 for this year.

A few weeks go buy with very little texting. I figure she's just going to be another wash in the sea of pickups I have done that haven't panned out this year. Finally, after more than a month of limited texting she sends me a text asking me if I want to go to and eat Korean with her. I figure she's just doing the "be polite to a foreigner and show him around" deal, with a night full of pleasantries, fake smiles and borish politeness. I'm not down for wasting my night like that. So to cut through the shit and see if she is really DTF I suggest she come over to my place and cook me some Korean food.

At this point I'm almost 100% sure she will text me back with the typical "I just met you! I can't go to your house. I don't even know you!". God only knows how many times I have gotten that email. However, to my surprise she replies, "That sounds like a great idea. I'll buy the food and you buy the beer." NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT.

The day before we meet I fuck one of my regulars. That night I feel totally drained with no artillery in the tank. On top of that I start feeling this slight itchy, burning feeling on the tip of my dick. I don't think about it too much. Perhaps I've just been wacking off too much.

Friday rolls around. I'm getting more and more concerned about the dick itch. I go to the neighborhood clinic. At some point, without any notice and before I even realize it the doctor has his finger all the way up my ass. I feel violated and shocked at the same time. I'm like, "Why the fuck did you do that?" He says he has to check my urethra or something like that . . . (was hard to understand medical terminology in Japanese). He gives me a prescription for antibiotics and I roll out of there. I have to wait a week to get the test results. The girl at the pharmacy is hot and I DO want to hit on her and we DO lock eyes, but I am feeling a little embarrassed seeing that she most likely knows why I'm getting those meds. If YOU can close a girl after telling her you have an STD then you are a way better PUA than me!

Just as I pay for my meds I get a text from Kumiko telling me she has arrived. I go and meet her and we walk back to my place.

I am still skeptical about her. She may just be a SUPER NICE person who only wants to show me how to cook. We have barely texted or built up any chemistry. She's married with 2 kids . . .

However, that is all thrown out the window. As we start cooking together I graze her a few times with my hands, put my hand on her lower back, light kino, etc. NO RESISTANCE. I pretty much know that there is going to be a nice dessert after this meal.

We finish up dinner and I roll out the futon so we can relax and watch TV. After a few minutes I start kissing her and it was pretty much like she was just waiting for me to make the first move. We start making out heavily and then I start taking off her clothes. THEN I started getting a lot of resistance. She tells me she's on her period and can't do it and blah, blah, blah.

Finally after about half an hour of coaxing her I sneakily start to pull of her tights, but she grabs them and won't let go. Then I give it one forceful jerk and rip the tights away from her hands and quickly pull them off before she can do anything about it. It was borderline pre-rape, honestly, but maybe that's what needed to happen. She tells me she's embarrassed with the lights on so I turn the lights off so that we only have the light of the TV. That's good enough for me. So even though she's being "raped" she asks me to turn off the lights and doesn't bother to put her tights back on while I take my time turning off all the lights.

I had taken a Cialis about 4 hours earlier so my dick was responding like a top tier soldier. We made out heavily and I entered her in missionary. While slowly fucking her and rubbing her breasts I whisper in her ear, "Do you like it when I touch you?" She replies murmurs, "yes". "Do you like feeling my big cock inside of you". . . "yes". With the lights off, and a big foreigner deep inside of her that she hardly even knows her family is long forgotten and she falls deeper and deeper into her own secret sex fantasy as it turns into a stifling reality of pleasure beyond what she could have ever imagined.

I put her up on her knees and have her suck my dick. No resistance there at all. She faithfully obeys and sucks me off so good. So good that I can barely stand it anymore and I turn her around pump that nice round MILF ass and fill it with every last inch of maximum white cock; something I'm sure she's never felt before.

The fuckfest goes on for about 3 more hours with a nice long break in between. There is nothing greater than fulfilling the needs of an unsatisfied housewife. Did she have an awesome body like a 24 year old swimsuit model? No. But horniness, willingness and her suck-my-cock-on-demand obedience made up for anything less than perfection.

So that brings me to 2 for 69. That's 69 number closes this year with 2 F closes.

Pointers? Well, I think the best advice I can offer is don't always assume that you have to go on a date or that you can't fuck the girl the first night you meet her. I simply was not interested in meeting this girl if it was going be a date where we had to put on aires, exchange polite smiles and the whole exhausting traditional bullshit date that drags out forever. My willingness to risk losing a "date" with her resulted in getting her to come to my place where I could easily F close her. It's like Mystery says "Be willing to walk away".

Now I've got dick dribble and pissing lava. Looks like I'm going to have to return to the clinic tomorrow to exchange my normal antibiotics for EXTRA-STRENGTH-HA-HA-YOU-GOT-BAD-PUSSY-HeMAN-STRENGHT antibiotics. I'm suspect I got it from my last f-close . . .

FUCK!

It's going to be a bad day for this MILF if her husband catches something and hasn't been fucking around.

Sorry bout your illness

I love your work Clozer!!
I read one of your lays before i go to bed every night and they make me fall asleep with a smile People should be reading this to their son's, to make them grow op with the right beliefs. :p

Anyways, i had a date recently here-vp626806.html#626806 and i used a lot of things you do. My questions are; "how do you increase chanses of getting another encounter after closing her on the first date?" and "how do you establish contact with her after closing her this fast?"

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HI

I have followed these posts for a while now. I love reading them however something seems to bother me about them.

after reading your previous threads and this thread I have made a few assumptions of clozer..

TBH I think you are a loser. I said it. I'm not hating but common man, you are addicted. I feel bad for you. you are lonely and insecure. Your game is GOOD but it is good because it is your drug. You are in your 30's and your still chasing girls for sex. My SPAM got dumped by his girl a year agoi and he still bringing her up in conversation. It is lame. She moved on a long time ago. Doesn't speak to him anymore. He needs to move on and so do you. You are waiting for her to come back and she isn't.

I don't know what else to say but I feel sorry for you. I would hate your life.

You are unhappy and insecure. You say you have Season Affective Syndrome...... What a load of shite!! Sort yourself out. please for your own sake.

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hero

Your post reeks of presumptions. Different men have different passions and as long as chasing fresh pussy is Clozer's passion, let him be. From reading his post, I think he's still looking for a woman to be his main girl but will also let him sleep around. They are out there but in the meanwhile let the man have his fun.

There is no set way to live. You aren't supposed to be at location Y at the age of X. That's just your limiting belief.

Also, Clozer, thanks for all you've written so far (including past reports). I've learned a lot from them.

Limting belief = destroying belief..and I agree with the last post. The most important, we're men who come here to grow. Comments like the one hero wrote mean nothing. Even if you really believe the things you said..there is a certain way of communicating your point of view. You don't need to insult nobody and make us think you're such a tough guy. You say that you would hate living Clozer's life..well maybe Clozer would hate living your current life. It's just a matter of perceptions..so stop with these negative comments that serve no purpose!

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We are men coming to grow, well said. But those kinds of comments don't mean nothing.

There is some insight in hero's post. It's not well stated, and its somewhat insulting, but I think Clozer will find something worthwhile in it.

Clozer, you haven't seemed happy lately. Maybe you should be screening women for a real emotional connection and get yourself looking for a girlfriend.

At hero99,

You are despicable. You call Clozer a loser, but you should take a look in the mirror. Who comes on to a fucking forum to disparage someone else's contributions? And damn good contributions, at that. If you can't appreciate it, don't show your ignorance. It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Clozer, man, you keep doin' your fucking thing. Much respect for you and your game bro.

Just read this entire log. You're living the life.

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