that is my opinion...and maybe I'm wrong for thinking/feeling that way. Maybe I'm just clueless when it comes to hitting up girls online...

There was this HB who's profile header read "I'm looking for a nice, HOT man!"

So I message her:

Me:Congratulations!! You're search is now over! HERE I AM!!!
HB:ummmm
ME:Oops..didn't mean to interrupt your meditation..
HB:dont be ignorant wtf....


I mean...really?

Maybe she just isn't interested. Cut your losses and appreciate that she told you right off the bat instead of just ignoring you or messaging back and forth endlessly but never meeting you in reality.

If you worry about every single girl online, you're just going to drive yourself crazy.

I really dont worry about any girls online...i just find that some of them blow my mind..

She ended up requesting a chat, chewed me out for my profile being vulgar...and is now kissing my ass for being a bitch earlier lol

Did it may occur to you that she had no idea what you you where referring to in your first message to her?

lol Jurupa - true story bro! She probably has no clue what he's on about.

To the OP, Think about it. She messaged you back, she wants to talk it's just a shit test to see how you react and if you are worthy of talking to her.

If she really thought all that about you she'd just ignore you and not message back. She obviously likes what she sees just she is getting you to jump through her hoops.
You're doing well keep at it

Any time a woman doesn't get humor, treat her like she doesn't get humor. Make her feel like she needs to prove that she gets humor.

Easy way to do it:

PUA: *something clever/cocky/humorous/PUAtastic*
Woman: Hey that's mean! or Hey! That's not nice or What? Or ok?
PUA: please don't tell me you're not like all of those girls who don't get humor...


I WILL GUAREN-FUCKIN-TEE her response will be something along the lines of these:

1) lol no I am, I just thought you were being a dick.
2) No, I do! Sorry haha
3) No, I do. I just didn't think it was funny (in which case it's either your profile or your opener was shit)

That's a gem right there...cuz its all true. And pretty much what I did in this case. She replied with "ummm" and I said something about interrupting her meditation, she told me not to be ignorant...then 3 minutes later was sending chat requests lol We did stop talking though because she was incredibly annoying.

She apologized for being a bitch early in conversation...I let it slide.
then she asked me 3 times "do you still want to talk to me?"

I ended up being like, it should have been obvious that I wanted to talk to you seeing how I initiated contact with you, but i'm starting to regret my decision, ttyl

fuck it lol