First contact after meeting
Me. Hey you... can you keep a secret?
Immediate response
Her. Lol what is it
Me. Haha you didn't answer the question
Her. Lol yes I can
Me. Sshh don't tell anyone... I met this girl named lafonda (not her name haha) the other night and she seemed pretty cool, but here's the thing.. she was kinda weird and I think she only wanted to use me for sexual favors
Her. Omg lol that is the most ridiculous thing iv ever heard!
Me. Haha you must not hear ridiculous things that often. Her. Not that ridiculous!!
Me. I think you need more ridiculousness in your life.
Her. Or do I? :-p
Me. Hmm let me think.. yep you do
Her. Probably
Few days later
Me. Congratulations!
Her. Lol for what
Me. You just popped into my head. Congratulations
Her. What an honor! Haha
Me. Haha I seem to recall you dragging me into a photoshoot, how'd they turn out?
(We were at a party and she whipped out her phone and put her arm around me and her face up to mine and took pics. I told her to kiss my cheek n she did haha.I couldn't remember if she was as hot as I remember her being, I was canned, so I needed to refresh my memory.)
Sends pic.
In the pick she's got her tongue curled and sticking out in the corner of her mouth. Any body lingo experts out there?
Me. We look absolutely miserable haha
Her. Yea haha. Pretty drunk is what we look
Me. Pretty awesome is what we look! We should hang out next week
Her. Ok I'm down

Me. Okay sweet! Il hit you up later so we can figure it out
Her. Okay sweet
I think it went fairly well but wanna see my mistakes