I have a great one for you guys today.


Pulled this off 9gag.com


"The women who say men only want them for sex are the ones that don't have anything else to offer"

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I read that one before, but I liked it better that way: "Real men want more than just sex from a woman, but some women have nothing else to offer."

That works too but HB's are more likely to qualify themselves with the other one. Especially since we ALL have those girls in our Facebook friends that say things like that. It worked out perfectly because this girl I used to get with for a while last year has been posting the "guys only think with their dicks" statuses for like 2 weeks now. Waited til she was online to set that as my status haha

Plus it's a good comment to leave on an HB when she posts a "guys are dicks" status. Assuming obviously she isn't going through a harsh break up or something. A neg and almost guaranteed qualification.

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And before you guys fuck up and leave that comment verbatim on a girls post, you MUST soften it a bit. Example:

"tsk tsk, I thought you were better than that. The only girls that complain about guys only wanting them for sex are the ones that don't offer anything else. Could've sworn you had something going on in that head of yours, no?"

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I still like my own one more, the other one seems a little harsh to me, especially if you aim it at somebody. Mine seems more like a generic wisdom, but oh well, whatever works for you. For a girl who posts "guys are dicks" statuses, it could be well-deserved. Tell us how she reacted!

I came up with these:

I'm starting to become very good at taking risks.

Girls: Ppl say the prettiest girls often have the most boring personalities. Is their anyone who can prove them wrong?

Never let people's opinion of you, become your own opinion of yourself.

Trying to take over the world... Wish me luck.
Trying to take over the world... Anyone want to be my sidekick? (than you tell them when you control they get Rhode Island or something small) (Part 2)

Looks can be deceiving.

Try'em out. I'm trying to make this one but need sone help, I want it to be a good Dhv. "Mission: (Something Cocky Funny) > Accomplished. Any one want to add to it?
Enjoy!

Maybe these status are not all about showing dhv or whatever but they got me a lot of likes..
1. The awkward moment when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.
2. I don't like that tone of voice you're texting me in.
3. I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
4. Turning off the downstairs lights and running upstairs so no one kills you.
5. Dear YouTube, I will always "Skip this ad."

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this needs to be stickied in online sarging

Stylite,

This is gold. So many HBs will "like this" and qualify. What a great status. It also makes you look like a total stud... your saying you get laid... and yet your looking for more. Boom. I also tested one last night which had great success. Please let me know how this goes for you guys.... I had 20 likes and 8 comments. Solid IMO. Its simple and yet tons of HBs loved it. Read below.

Status: "Fit Girls > Skinny Girls"

I had tons of "fit girls" like this and a lot of other girls who "thought they were fit" chiming in lol. Lot of reaction, mostly from girls but some guys agreed with me as well.

GL boys.

Duke

Did the: Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “Unstable”.

And this random girl commented: you're just jealous! she got 4 likes within minutes but my status got 13 likes within 12 minutes

What can i say as a funny ALPHA comeback? need quick reply

Try "I'd rather have one girl that will love me and take care of me than 10 girls that use me as a sex object "

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Current update on the Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “Unstable”.

Got 36 likes on a total of 17 hours! This shit is gold

1. If someone flirts with you in the daytime it counts double.

2.Last night my status was "sleeping naked." I got "likes" from 4 girls, 1 guy and 6 mosquitoes.

3.True love is giving your spouse a bite of your sandwich...just a little bite though.

4.I wish the best for my ex-girlfriend. I really do. I hope she meets someone honest, friendly, and kind. Cause, you know, opposites attract.

5.I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

Lots of comments and IOIs from these

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Current update on the Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “Unstable”.

Got 36 likes on a total of 17 hours! This shit is gold