I'm sarging my usual thursday night venue with my wingmen Packer and Stavros. I arrived at the venue early as I felt like having a couple drinks and just chilling out...(Me chill out, ya right)

I go up to the bar on the top level of the venue and say hi to the bartender, he is a good friend of mine, we shoot the shit for a bit and I go out for a smoke to drink my 2 beers and relax.
I sit down and I see a mixed 3 set (1 guy 2 girls)
The guy opens me.
Guy: Hey, im Mark.
Me: I'm Derail, nice to meet you. Introduce me to your friends, thats the polite thing to do.
(Guy introduces me to the 2 girls, big mistake on his part)
BOOM!!!
I'm in game mode and Derail takes over. I start running the 2 girls, a french girl and a spanish girl. The guy was from Brazil. I could tell by the look on his face when the French girl was kissing me on the cheek that he had made a terrible mistake introducing me to his girls. I was nice to the guy though as they knew each otherr from school. I'm gaming the girls theyre laughing. Throughout this set my main goal was to work on my vocal tonality. I love talking to women who have trouble with english because it forces you to talk louder and slower. The guy leaves and tells me to come and have a drink with them after. The girls stay with me. After gaming them for awhile I Party bus number closed them. I put them each on an arm and walked throught the venue eyballing everybody and returned them to their seats. Kiss closed the french girl. As I go to leave, they 2 girls say. Make sure you come back.

I meet my wingman Stavros, he has a beer waiting for me. He is a good guy. I see this cute blonded I have already made out with before on a different night. So, Stavros and I approach and shoot the shit with her. After our smokes I hand hold her all the way to the bar and lock in. I run her for awhile and go back outside for another smoke. Then some big fat oaf comes in and offers to buy her a shot. She declines and gives me the help me eyes so I saved her buy saying,"You can buy me a shot." He responds by saying he only buys pretty girls shots. Stavros and I start shooting the shit and I give the girl to him. I see Packer, we introduce each other and just as im walking away, Jen(The girl im trying to ditch) grabs my hand. When in rome im thinking. I put her on my arm and run the rail. I make out with her and game her some more. I wanted to game the rest of the place and I had another girl coming to meet me that night. I see Stavros and give him the help me eyes, and he is oblivious to it. Then I tell him, "Dude, get me outta this." He doesnt hear me. But after about 5 minutes I told her I had to go and meet a friend and that id see her later. It was good because her friends just showed up so if worst came to worst and I wanted to get laid I could just go and get her.

I meet my girl friend and have a drink, I put her on my arm, run the rail, and lock in at the bar. After our drink I leave.

Outside smoking with Stavros I open a 10 blonde, neg the shit out of her. She bites but she was in a rush to find her friends. We go back inside and I open a 3 set and literally pushed them outta the way, then positioned themselves circled around me so I was locked in. While running this set, and they are all inot me. The 10 I opened outside comes in.
HB10: You found my friends
Me: You guys are friends with this girl, well if I knew that I wouldnt have talked to you.

BAD NEG!!! The 10 and her friend jump on me, ok there hot stuff, thats not a nice thing to say to someone and she is a sweet heart

I ignored the comment and just kept on running my set. I went very well but then about 10 more of their friends showed up and they ended up walking away.

I go outside for a smoke and I see the blonde target I had in that set, I open her again.
Me: You know, when I met you inside youre first impression kinda sucked, but after you left I was kinda curious about you.
HB10: Really?
We fluff for a bit and I Derail Timebridge number closed her. She gives me a kiss on the cheek and goes back to her friends. As she is walking away she say."Make sure to call me, please."

I meet my wingmen, shoot the shit and I see this purple haired goth girl I opened a week ago. I grab her, lock in and start gaming. I ended up Derail timebridge number closing her as well.

My girl friend that I hang out with as she is cool, then appears out of no where and tells me she is going home.

I ended up with 3 kiss closes, 1 make out close, and 4 number closes. Coulda had an F-Close if I wanted but she lacks tits.

Happy Sarging
Derail Lair

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