American and European rolls are different.

It kinda looks dumb to me to stick your dick in a toilet paper roll to know you have good girth or not, plus it's unreliable. Can't we just measure it? What seems to be a good girth for women these days?

It kinda looks dumb to me to stick your dick in a toilet paper roll to know you have good girth or not, plus it's unreliable. Can't we just measure it? What seems to be a good girth for women these days?

...I don't know. Here's a more important question though: Is there anything you can do about your size?...

Dear women,
Please tell me, why? Why in the fuck did you all start this fucking bullshit lie that has somehow been perpetuated throughout history and has become something we men now accept as "truth"? I wish I had a time machine so that I could go back and nip this lie in the bud. I wish I could go back in time and find the woman who started this fucking bullshit and put a bullet through her fucking empty skull.

I believed that shit. I thought, you know what, Im a fucking 24 year old Indian male virgin. Im pretty fucking small , my dick is about the size of my iphone, no not a 6 or 6 plus, a fucking 5s, and has the girth of a highlighter. To top it all off, I also have phimosis, and yea ive tried the steroid cream and stretching exercises and no, it didn't fucking work. I thought yea, there probably aren't too many attractive girls out there who would find a 24 year old Indian male virgin with a small dick sexy (def not Indian girls, they go crazy for white boys like girls of all races, and most sober attractive white girls don't either, cause of the stereotypes).

But then I was like hey you know what SIZE DOESNT MATTER, SO FUCK ALL OF THAT. I went out a few weeks ago, and I was having fun, being social, blah blah, was talking to this very good looking caucasian lady who was laughing at my jokes, and seemed to be attracted to me which surprised me cause that never happens. I thought she must be high on something, and she was. She was high on being an evil cunt.

We're laughing, having fun, and then we start dancing, she starts grinding on me, then we start making out, after a while we're both really turned on, she tells me she wants to suck my dick. I was like hell yea, SIZE DOESNT FUCKING MATTER, and we go outside around the corner where no one is there and I pull down my pants and reveal my hard erect iphone 5s.

I hear the words "that's it?" followed by laughter. As a male, as a VIRGIN male, my confidence was destroyed at that moment. Men derive confidence from their dick size. Sure accomplishments in life, being successful in your career, all that shit helps, but having a big dick means so much more to the male ego than all of that shit. She turned around and walked away and I followed suit. I went back inside got a drink to drown my sorrows and there she was, at a table with 5-6 other hot girls, two of them were hot Indian girls I knew from my brown social circle and had a crush on. They all looked at me and started laughing. I felt like melting into a puddle. My body literally went numb with embarrassment. I didn't know what to do, holding my drink in one hand, sweating profusely and just standing there. I chugged it and got the fuck out of there.

I go to a small university and I see these girls around because we know the same people. Its been over two weeks since that incident and everything has changed. The way women I know talk to me has changed, the way some of my guy friends talk to me has changed. Everything has changed all because of something I can't change, my genetics. All because my stupid fucking virgin brown ass believed SIZE DOESNT MATTER and went to show a hot girl my tiny dick.
SIZE DOES FUCKING MATTER. The size of your dick matters or the size of your bank account has to matter in order to compensate. I learned that the hard way by living my life under a lie that women perpetuate to make guys like me feel better, or these women are fat and/or ugly and can't do any better. I would rather feel like shit and know the truth than be happy under a fucking lie.

At least I know what my focus in life is now: Money. Money is the only answer to my dilemma. Its the only way any attractive woman in this world is even going to want to remotely stick around after my pants come off. This way, when I lose my virginity 10 years from now, when I enter and inevitably here the words "is it in yet?" at least I'll have a nice Mercedes to drive 10 seconds after its over.

Size fucking matters.
Sincerely,
Old virgin men with small dicks.

Build an emotional connection through your hard throbbing cock.
Build trust and comfort by holding their hands and covertly rubbing your elbows on their nipples.

Does size matter?

I don't know. Here's a more important question though: Is there anything you can do about your size?

No.