Me: Rare to see someone with a Lana video, interesting. AHHH APPLE PIE FUCK.
HB:

shes good i really like her style.
and what you jabbing about apple pie for?
Me: She's so unique, she doesn't do any high pitch shit like everyone else. well i'm having some munch and i'm getting sooo stuffed paha! but you know what i could really do with, you know them apple pies from mc donalds?! OFFT, THEY ARE SO LUSH!
HB: indeed

although i was shocked the video involved loads of making out, like thats what alot of pop peoeple do..
what are you eating, anything decent? and not gunna lie i've never had one, not a fan of apple pie paha!
Me: It's all about her voice forget the video. i don't have a name for what my mum makes paha. you're missing out Harriet! this is what's going down, we'll go to starbucks (cos costa is a shit hole) we'll talk about how we're going to fly to Las Vegas, get married, argue about our third kid's name, divorce, and grow old lonely and depressed together. then we'll go to mc'ds, go on mad fucking munch on apple pies! but your paying because i paid for starbucks, fair? then after this we'll go on a long romantic walk to nowhere (cos i'm a top guy) then if you're lucky we'll go on a hectic shopping spree whoop!
HB: yeah okay fair.
i dont know the difference between starbucks and costa, i only order hot chocolate with cream and marshmallows and frankly they both taste the same. ;D there would be no need to argue ive already got the kids names planned and my hubby's just going to have to lump it

I DONT LIKE APPLE PIE I DONT WANT TO EAT IT. and if were shopping, then your paying. 'gucci gucci, louis louis, fendi fendi, prada' ♪
Me: You need to have a certian feel for these things c'mon harriet, costa is such a shit hole! whoa whoaa, don't think so sweet heart! TOUGH SHIT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME BITCH! hmmm we'll have to see about that. listen i have to go, type your number in and i'll give you a text sometime.
HB: 078..... i like NEVER give my number out but you seem interesting, so yah, dont fuck about