Recently joined POF and OKC. This is my profile, I need some opinions on wether or not it's any good.

About me:
So I guess this is where most guys describe how 'Amazing, Cool and Honest' they are.

Well I'm not like most guys, I'm kind of an Asshole.

Before the YOU roll your eyes, snap your fingers, and say: "Oh no he didn't!" listen to what I want:

* If you think a first impression on here is worth anything move on.
* If you are looking for "true love" on a dating website, move on. You are screaming "STAGE 5 CLINGER"
* If you can't cook/clean or even look after yourself move on.
* If you type in da txt format I'll call YOU an idiot.
* If you don't like watching films or going to the cinema we won't even be friends.
* If you can't express/show your emotions/feelings, please seek help.
* If you're intelectual and love to have fun, hit ME up.

Also ladies just a quick word of advice, please don’t send me messages just saying “Sexy!” or “Hot!”. I don’t need an ego massage, I’m already dangerously close to arrogant, so don’t add to my problem.

P.S. I’m not the stalking kind either, the hours are shit…




Let me know what you think.

TC

I kind of like it.

How's it working so far?

I'm thinking of signing up on OKC and doing a similar profile.

Even online, the nice guy thing is just boring to women, it seems.

seems nice, mind if i steal a few lines??
and intellectual is spelled wrong lol.

I'd really like to know how this is going for you ????

PLEASE UPDATE!!!

PS you spelt Intellectual wrong might want to edit that on your profile playa.

I actually like the fact that he spelled intellectual wrong. It is just inviting chicks to message him to correct him on that fact "hey genius you spelled intellectual wrong!" at which point you begin a conversation with them seeing as they have messaged you first.

If the mistake was intentional, it is absolutely genius, and I give you a round of applause. If not, I still suggest you keep it misspelled for just this reason.

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