I dunno if that's a shit test, but I'd respond to it like:

Me: Was that a pickup line you just threw at me?


HB: I don't like guys who are (insert your profession here)

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If my post made me appear homosexual, I want you all to know that prior to sitting down at my computer I slammed 15 shots of whiskey, went balls-deep into my woman, and recited Clint Eastwood lines for 20 minutes.

I wouldn't judge a book by it's cover *smile*

HB - you look like that guy from back to the future

Me: ......Are you calling me short??


HB: I'm just here with my girlfriends

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If my post made me appear homosexual, I want you all to know that prior to sitting down at my computer I slammed 15 shots of whiskey, went balls-deep into my woman, and recited Clint Eastwood lines for 20 minutes.

I'm withe boys tonight too so I won't keep you long...

HB - *looks at your sweater* - so where's waldo?

He's hiding from you. Lets go find him! *grabs hand*

HB: *Just stares at you*

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Me: You saw the Delorian parked outside didnt you?
Me: You know if you hold that face, your face will stay like that....


HB: So do you always have a witty comeback for everything someone says?

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--"No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries...
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

haha you're a character. I dont answer stupid questions. / My friend eats lemons.

Shit Test ( / IOI) - Are you single?

Shit test from AMOG: Do you mind if I borrow your friend for a sec ?

Well, I am married to a gay russian ice dancer... But that was just to get him into the country.

Sorry, I only lend out friends from 9 to 8 pm. Try tomorrow.

Shit test: Oh my God, are you having a hard-on?

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"Give a man fire and he's warm for a day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life" - Terry Pratchett

BM: "You wish luv.. I'm not so easy u know. I'm sorry but my dick only responds to attractive women. *wink*"
[dialogue conflicting with body language sends mixed signals.. =] - gotta love David D]

- OR -

BM: "Shit! You totally got me.. I just can't keep my eyes off that bald guy in the corner.. but its good to know someones checking on me down there cuz i can just lose all control sometimes.."
[embedded command for all u NLP lovers out there and u can then go straight into an NLP pattern from here, ignoring her snide comment.]

------------Shit Test

HB: "Wow, i bet you think your really funny.. huh?"

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"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

www.attractwomen.com.au

PUA: Yeah, and attractive too.

HB: You should cut off the pony tail.

you should shave your moustache - just kidding!


Yeah but then I won't get mistaken for Orlando Bloom anymore.

HB - No, way, that actor REALLY sucks

Me: You mean he isnt really a pirate???


HB: How come I always see you here talking to different girls?

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--"No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries...
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

I don't talk to girls, sweetie, girls talk to me .

HB: Had a bit too much to drink tonight have ya?

I needed something to make you attractive.


HB: You have a small dick.

Hey, I`m huge in Japan ok?


HB: Come back when I have had a few more drinks

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--"No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries...
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."