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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:46 pm 
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Beauty before Age

3 Fridays ago I went sarging with my 2 wingmen Packer and Prophet and my wingman’s wing-girl. We were at a very sweet club I have never been to before. We were having so much fun, wing-girl was having competitions with us, winging us, sending us into sets. We had so much fun!!!!
After a while, wing-girl wants to dance. I tend to avoid dance floors as I find it hard to game. But, almost everytime I’ve been on a dance floor I’ve picked up. In this particular case the girl I picked up my wingmen and I had her pegged as a 21 year old. Tight perfect body, fun as hell…She is 42
So, the 4 of us are dance and I see a very gorgeous women kind of dancing outside her friends circle and near me. I sensed proximity, made eye contact and she held it then when she broke it she looked down (that is a female mating call) if you have done your body language homework you should know that. I go in for the kill and start dancing close with her.
Me: Did you see the fight outside?
Her: OMG! What happened?
Me: (running the opener and I sever the thread)
Now, we are very close with each other and kino is on. I went right into A3 because I got like 10 I.O.Is in the first minute. We start fluffing and I wanted to get this girls number.
Me: Can you cook?
Her: I'm an amazing cook
Me: Me too, look what I made, sheppards pie. (I have a picture on my phone of an amazing sheppards pie I made and I show it to people)
Her: That looks sooo good.
Me: You know what, let’s take a picture together. (we take a picture)
Me: I do my Derail time bridge number close (works everytime)

We keep dancing and feeling each other up and fluffing. I attempted a Mystery kiss close on her but it failed. So, I sat back and just kept dancing and doing my thing.

My friends were all going out for a smoke so I invited her, but she declined. I went out for a smoke, came back and she was gone.
I call her at about 3 am because I always call my numbers that night so we link up our phones. She saves me in her phone.
Saturday
It's 7:22pm, that is the time I call my favourite girl of the night. I do this because statistics show from my experience that between the hours of 7 n 8 most humans are chilling out. 7:22 also because in Pulp Fiction Travolta asks Samuel L. Jackson what time he's got and he says 7:22am
I call my target, she picks up. She tells me she is going to a house party. We fluff for a bit, she tells me thanks for calling. I would later find out and I have used this as an opener that 75 percent of women will not answer if you text them. CALL THEM.
Sunday
I call her up and we talk, we talk for almost 3 hours. I was working on material and multiple threading. She told me after the phone conversation that she really enjoyed talking to me and that I’m different than other guys. I find when you are talking on the phone keep a pen and paper with you and take notes as the conversation flows. You will learn a lot about her and can right down conversational threads you can get back to.
Tuesday
She calls me. We spend another hour and a half on the phone. I had to push our date back a week because of financial reasons.
We kept in touch and finally met a week later on a Wednesday.
Wednesday
We met at a pub, had a drink, went to the Art Gallery that is free on Wednesdays, went to a very nice pizza parlour (hers and my favourite food is pizza), then bounced to my Wednesday club. She kept asking me this....
Her: How is a good looking smart, fun guy like you single? You are so different from everybody else.
Me: (thinking, PUA MOTHERFUCKER!!!!)
At the first pub we met, I girlfriend tested her, mouse raced her, and began kino and comfort building. I could tell she was really nervous so I put my pen through a 20 dollar bill and pulled it back out without leaving a hole in the bill, she thought that was cool and I find that magic helps ease the tension a bit as it lets people know not to be so serious. We had a drink and bounced.
At the Art Gallery I question gamed her, which I highly recommend doing as the conversation CAN’T EVER die, and it is a great way to go sexual. Began hand holding and major Kino. Mystery kiss closed her with one of my questions now check this out
Me: Are you thinking about kissing me right now?
Her: (Big Smile) No. (Her body language and eye movement said yes)
Me: I didn’t say you could, you just looked like you had something on your mind.
Her: Wait, I mean I would and
Me: (I cut her off) It’s your turn for a question. (I throw her hands away and take a step back, she comes right back to me and grabs my hands and gives me the doggy dinner bowl look, I now know I can kiss her but I’m thinking, I’m gonna make you wish you said yes. LOL)

We keep walking and talking and bounce out of the Art Gallery. I have the situation calibrated and...It's on.
We bounce to the Pizza Parlour and have a couple of Martinis. It was here I did Matador's Micro-calibrated Kiss Gambit. I really love this gambit. And KISS CLOSE DONE. We shot the shit, I made her laugh, and it was here where she said.
Her: I feel like I have known you for so much longer than I actually have.
Me: I go into my higher power routine. (It’s a routine that will give you all of the information you need from a girl on her religious and spiritual beliefs, it also sets up threads for ghosts, aliens, and ESP.)
The bill comes, I pay half and she pays half. I used to always pay the full bill, but ever since I started only paying half a while back, I have found I have gotten more respect from the girl. Also when buying drinks at the bar go round for round (you buy a round, she buys a round)
We bounce to my Wednesday night club. It was here where I pulled out the big guns.
In line I just walk past the line-up and the bouncer and door girl know me and just let me in. (Social Proof). The security all know me and shake my hand and talk to me. (social proof). 3 girls I have closed before, see me with this smoking hot girl all come up and say hi and give me hugs and talk for a bit(Pre-Selection). The bartender calls me by first name and gives us our drinks right away (social proof). Then, I don’t know the DJ but I went up and said hi to him and shot the shit with him and made it look like I know him. (Social Proof) I hug 2 of the smoking hot waitresses and make them laugh (Social Proof and Pre-selection).
I lock in against the bar, my target is kinoing me hard now, I cubed her and pick a number ESP tested her, trust tested her. THEN...
I Derail magic strawed her and that was it. She believes in energy and I calibrated the trick perfectly. Then I made the straw float between her mouth and mine. She was in shock. We went outside for a smoke. I popped a couple of sets for social proof.

Her: You are the fucking man! I feel like I’m with the coolest guy in the bar right now.
Me: That's because you are. Point at any guy in here and ill introduce you to him and prove that I am more interesting than him.
Right then, I made my cigar vanish into thin air. She was in awe, and so was the set we were in.
We went back inside and drank and danced. Now, the way I designed this date was each venue we slowly got closer to her house. After the night was over, I walked her home. She wouldn’t let me in. I did the old, I have to pee trick and it worked, if the girl really doesn’t want you in, she'll tell you to piss in the bush (I know from experience). The girl just wants to be able to tell herself and her friends that it just happened.
((((IF ANYONE KNOWS ANY GOOD WAYS TO GET INTO A GIRLS HOUSE PLEASE POST, I LOVE EXPERIMENTING WITH MATERIAL))))))
Inside, I showed her the Peg system and taught it to her. I massaged her legs and back while we had some drinks, made out, took some pictures, and had a lot of fun. In bed, I could have F-closed her if I wanted but she hasn’t had sex in over a year. She was also such an innocent girl. Being a pickup artist sometimes involves saying no. We fell asleep, woke up and hung out all day the next day
Saturday
This was to be our second date. Now, it’s F-close time. I wwas nice the first night and didn’t F-close her but she’s 42 and I want that under my belt, plus she is hot as fuck. Im at the grocery store by her place shopping, I cant figure out for the life of me what I want to buy to cook her (I told her I’d come over for dinner a cook for her), and then she appears out of nowhere. Talk about awkward, we walked around the grocery store and shot the shit. She was shopping for stuff for her week and I was supposed to have stuff to cook her and be on my way to her place. I felt like I got caught committing a crime. She got what she wanted and I told her, “ I’ll finish grabbing the rest of the stuff and meet you at your place.”
She left, panic set in on me. I felt weird, I called up my wingman Packer and asked him what was a good excuse to back out of a date at the last minute. He gave me some words of encouragement. It was after I hung up the phone I thought of all of the humiliating, embarrassing, degrading things I have done to myself to make myself get out of my comfort zone and be comfortable in any situation. And those who know me, know I’m pretty shameless.
I reset and thought, this is just another uncomfortable situation that I am entering and I have been in tons of them in the passed year. Worst comes to worst, I will learn something. Being a PUA also helps me pride myself on failure. But, I’m DERAIL. This won’t be a failure.
I buy my groceries, get a bottle of Raspberry vodka (women love it) and away I go to her place. I knock on the door. She greets me with a smile and a kiss. She is all dolled up sexy like (I.O.I). We start washing the vegetables and cooking together. She did most of the work. We eat, have drinks and head to another club that I frequent regularly. (Wasn’t so bad was it?)
At the club I’m popping sets with her. I say hi to the band and talk to them like I know them and same with the DJ. I number closed a bartender at this club a month or so back, so I kept going to her to get drinks, she would serve us right away. And once again my Target says
Her: You have gotta be the coolest guy in Toronto. You have lots of friends and everybody likes you.
Me: (Thinking PUA MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!)
The night goes by, we cab it home, get in her place and have a drink on her couch. I did the photo routine on her, and my photo routine is great now and I half lots of pictures of awesome times from the last year of sarging. I started massaging and started turning her on. Kissing and touching all of her neurogonist zones. We go to the bedroom . I give her a massage and feel her up. She is dripping wet. I take off her pants and go down on her, she cums. When she came she was literally climbing up the wall, an amazing orgasm. Then after that I had sex with her. I had sex with her in the morning also. We layed around all day in her sick condo and watched a movie, massaged each other, cooked food. One thing I love about The Game is going into a set, befriending the set, getting the girl, and seeing the adventures it leads to. I love being in a girls place, trying new foods, having sex with different women, smelling different perfumes, watching different movies, etc. I am a very open minded person and will try anything once. Experience is life.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 2:23 pm 
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Great, great, great job mate! I wished you'd eluded to what some of your routines actually involved. Naming them is fine, I suppose. I mean, I could look them all up, but then that would send me on multiple tangents. It's like looking up a word in the dictionary only to find words in the definition I didn't know and having to look those words up too.

Anyway, if I wanted to study your game, I suppose you did give me enough info to make it happen. I must say, however, that the overall gist is lay report brilliance. Thanks.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:35 pm 
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Great LR. You developed a hell of a lot of attraction there and would have had any girl into you after that huge demonstration of social proof!


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:57 pm 
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Awesome job man!
Can you share some of the routines, they seem interesting!


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 8:53 pm 
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Men such a great post ! Your routine looks crazy. Just wish you the best :)

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:49 am 
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Yea I'm new to the whole PUA lingo so I didnt understand alot of what you were saying like with the derail magic straw thing. Lol, elaboration? This was a pretty awesome post though. You put alot of effort into that one

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