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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:03 am 
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
On Friday I sent a message to Italian cutie19yo I number closed in the week before

Me: I have to be on the tour bus tomorrow at 7am but I’m willing to lose some sleep if you’ll come and meet me tonight.
Her: Sure. Hey is it all right if I bring some friends.
My first impulse was to get annoyed and write, “well I can’t stop you” like some emotional dickhead.
Instead I reconsidered and wrote
Me: of course. We’ll find them some sexy boys.

I met her out the front of the Espy and she wasn’t particularly friendly to begin with. We walked inside to find her friends. There were about 7 of them, guys and girls. Not an easy group to work with, I immediately make a connection with all the girls, shook the guys hands who were all jock meatheads. I found one of her friends to be very open and so pegged her as my ally. I wanted to lift the Kino back up to the level of the first night very quickly, which I did in a light-hearted way. We sat together and I said, “Close your eyes”. She did and I kissed her. Then I took her to the bar, doing compliancy tests that she soon followed like a lamb. Her girlfriends came up and were all “We don’t like this place, lets go clubbing in the city”. She said, “No, I like the SPAM here.” This happened a few more times, her mates trying to bail on the venue. I didn’t do any thing to fight it, other than build the intimacy, so she became firmer that she wanted to stay. I moved her to the dance floor where we made out heavily for about an hour. At one point, Iceman suddenly appeared. I was surprised, didn’t seem like his type of venue but glad to see that the PUA community are moving like ninjas through the city. (He met up with Mystery later and I’m not sure if it is healthy but I almost wished I’d gone with him rather than screw a beautiful girl)

Eventually I realised that her friends had all gone and so knew that the game was one. The rest was formality. About 2am I suggested we get some air. Rather than walk her straight home, I took her down to the beach. She slipped over and hurt her ankle so I said “lets get you back to my place out of the cold”.

Back in my apartment, we got to it on the couch. I wanted to make it completely resistance free, so I stalled one more time. “I’ll make you a cup of tea”. I made it but we never drank it. I carried her to the bed, undressed her lithe size 8 body, sucked those gumdrops and had a fairly awkward elbow in eye kind of encounter. She was very inexperienced and rigid, but she got into it eventually.

Score three for the week.

and now, into the Heart of Darkness…

With half an hour sleep, I got up, leaving the lovely teenager to sleep, hopped into the tour bus (which is actually the drummers station wagon) and drove to Canberra with the band.

Later at the venue I met up with my old friend Shae, we studied Chinese medicine together back in the day and he was the first person to introduce me to PUA theory. He’s a dictionary of this stuff, fantastic with NLP but pretty shy in field. I was rushing around organising shit and catching up with friends but I spotted a decent 2 set standing near Shae. He opened the cutest one and I quickly moved in to get the plain one away for him. I could hear him starting to run some SS pattern “Imagine a time when you were incredibly aroused ….”
You hypno PUAs crack me up.

So I vibed my 7 and threw some status over to Shae. His girl is rubbing her neck and I say.
“Sore neck huh, pity you don’t know any professional massage therapists. Yep, Shae and I are definitely not highly trained therapists…”

Plain7: So what’s going on here tonight?
me: oh, some band from Melbourne playing
her: they any good?
Me: oh, they’re ok.

I get up on stage and play an insanely tight set to a packed crowd.
After the show, I was more interested in catching up with friends than hunting but also really wanted Shae to get some action,
so I took Plain Jane to the dance floor.
She was drunk and putty after seeing me on stage. I kissed her and she molested me. It occurred to me that it didn’t look so good so I said:
“So, how’s standing up working for ya?”

She took this as a cue and led me by the hand to a corner and pinned me up against the wall and humped me like a German shepherd. I was more interested in the posters on the wall and kept glancing over to see how Shae was going. He was working too slow, so when they went to the bathroom I said:
“Kiss her! I can pash this ugly chick only so long.”
They came back and he did. My work is done.
I told my girl I had to pack up and leave, so the 2 of them left visibly disappointed.

Some time later we decided to leave, so I went over to the stage to grab my trumpet and glanced over my shoulder. Standing still in the middle of the dance floor and staring at me was a guy and next to him a stunning black girl. Braids down to her waist, huge tits and big booty and the face of an Egyptian Queen.

The following interaction took place in 2 minutes.
I put down my trumpet walked straight up to them and said:
“What are you two staring at?”
Ebony: (leans in close) maybe you. (Canadian accent)
I turned to the guy, shake hands and greet him warmly. He smiles knowingly and steps back.
Her: So did you play tonight
Me: don’t tell me you missed us? We’re only here for one night, back to Melbourne tomorrow.
Her: what kind of music do you play
Me: dancehall, reggae (closer to funk and soul but I suspected these genres would go down better)
Her: Oh my favourite.
Me: what is your name
Her: its Ebony
Me: that is a beautiful name
Her: Where are you staying tonight
Me: at my mothers place, why do you ask
Her: thought we should meet up later.
Me: give me your number then (she does)
Now kiss me.

We lean in and kiss, pulling away at exactly the same time. It suddenly feels like this week of intense gaming has been leading up to this moment. That I have been lifting myself up to the level where this goddess and I naturally connect.

Me: You are absolutely gorgeous
Her: and you are incredibly hot
As I lean in to kiss again I say, “I know”, which was unnecessary and arrogant. It passed without comment though. We broke off and I walked out the door, grinning.

Shae and I got in his car and sped of laughing like maniacs. We were tweaking from our success and ranting about how good it was to be a master and engineer of your own reality.

Back at my mums place we had a nourishing bowl of pea and ham soup and mixed up a mild tea of Magic mushrooms. I sent Ebony a text telling her I’d be back soon.

She wrote back: I’m still at the club, then I might be up for some reckless abandon. Where in Canberra are you handsome cause my place is central and I may need an aussie to inspect my bed bugs…

Me: (using her frame, not the sexiest metaphor but she started it) Did I mention that as well as being a rock star, masseur and martial artist, I’m also a mean pest inspector? I’ll be back shortly.
Her: K then I may have to have you inspect things tonight…

“Shae!! Lets go! This one is on the boil”
Back to the club and she’s gone. I call; she’s in the city square.
“Wait there," I tell her.
It’s 2am. False time constraints are good, real ones are better. I have to leave town at 6am.

Shae and I walk up to where she is seated on a bench with the guy friend and a female friend. There’s nowhere for us to sit and I remember what Lovedrop said about your value dropping quickly in these situations. I am talking fast, keeping the friends engaged, making jokes but I can’t see an obvious way to pull this merry party apart. She does it for me.
Very deliberately she turns to her friends in turn, kisses their cheeks goodnight and stands up.
I shake Elites hand and say goodbye and the two of us walk off arm in arm. Perfect match.

We walk back to the university campus and get a chance to talk. She’s 21 studying law, from an incredibly wealthy aristocratic mixed race family. We get on amazingly well. Back at the student residence I go to the bathroom and as I’m taking a piss the mushrooms hit me.
“Oh yeah, I forgot I took those”.

Feeling funny I walk to her room and go in. She’s not there; the place is candle lit and warm with some underground krunk dancehall playing on her laptop. I stand there buzzing pleasantly from the toxins, quite content. “Oh yeah, even better..in a minute she’ll come in and…”

She walks in and we rip each others cloths off. She pushes me on the bed gets on her knees and gives me crazy wet jungle Zulu head. She’s just cleaned her teeth, so the antiseptic tingle mixed with the mushies is blowing my mind.
I pull her head back and throw her on the bed, devouring her pussy while putting on a condom. Then we fuck like hells whores. My god, one of the best of my life, watching white pole disappear into black hole. If I had’ve been a beat slower or less crazy I couldn’t have kept up with her but I put in an inspired performance. We collapsed on the single bed laughing.
“You have restored my faith in men”.

We lay talking intimately about family, life, sex and dreams and then went at it again.

At 5am I kissed her goodbye. I go to the bathroom and look at myself in the mirror, hair tangled, iris in supernova, 5 day beard, ripped jeans, 60 hours without sleep, the smell of different pussies, beer and smoke on me, coughing my lungs up from my chest infection and I say out loud.
“Now that’s rock and roll”

Shae picks me up and slaps me on the back as I get in the car. He is tripping and talking about alien astral wisdom. We drive up to the mountain behind my mum’s house and walk up into the bush as dawn creeps in. We do a set of Qi Gong, pumping energy through our bodies and then slowly walk back to the city.

I felt fantastic, as though new barriers had been shattered. This week I had begun to see deeper how the system works and was moving in it like a puppeteer. Everyone around me seemed to operate in slow motion, completely unaware. Finally all my studies in Buddhism and and energy were coming into synergy with my pursuit of women. THIS is the way for me to live. Why exist in any other reality. I wasn’t born to be a monk. I’m here to be a fuck monk.

I wake up the band; we get in the car and drive back to Melbourne.
I slept for 20 hours.

Peace and Love
Sex and death.
James

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James Marshall
The Natural Lifestyles - CEO/Founder


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