or, Why You All Should Go For Football Chicks
Conversation with an HB9. Her profile said she was a Steelers fan (all over the place) and that she was "always up for a challenge". This was how my second success on OKC went:
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Me: Feb 4, 2012 – 9:21am
Go Patriots. That world record of six championships you have gets smaller every year Brady plays. Maybe Big Ben can force another Superbowl, but it won't happen willingly.
Her: Feb 4, 2012 – 3:02pm
Go Giants!!!! Sorry to say I'm rooting against your team, I hate the Patriots! Good luck but tomorrow is going to be a sad day for you!
Me: Feb 4, 2012 – 4:57pm
You sound pretty confident for a girl who's team got Tebowed. You confident enough to make a bet?
Her: Feb 4, 2012 – 6:01pm
I absolutely am, I think Eli will do it again! And I have no excuse for the way my team played this season, it was embarrassing what happened against the Broncos. Hopefully next year our offense will be completely revamped!
Me: Feb 5, 2012 – 2:13am
Ok. If the Patriots win, you have to put a picture of you wearing Patriots gear on OKCupid. Maybe a picture of you kissing Belichick. If the Giants win, I'll put a picture up of me in a Roethlisberger jersey. And I hate Roethlisberger. Deal?
Her: Feb 5, 2012 – 8:56am
I'll take that deal. Although, you are going to have to loan me that Patriots jersey for this picture (if I actually need to take it) because I am certainly not buying one! I'll do the same for you. Deal?
Me: Feb 5, 2012 – 10:53am
You're on.
Her: Feb 5, 2012 – 8:45pm
I hate to rub it in so soon, but how you feeling right now? You ready to don the Steelers jersey?!
Me: Feb 5, 2012 – 9:57pm
You don't want to know how I feel right now. It would involve a lot of bad words.
Thanks for waiting a whole hour before gloating. I would've given you at least two. Let's get this over with. When are you free to publicly humiliate me?
Her: Feb 6, 2012 – 7:50pm
Ooh, I can't wait! Are you free to grab a drink on Thursday night? Here's my number (XXX) XXX-XXXX. And don't worry, I'll ease into the public humiliation!
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What I learned:
- If a girl's into football, talk to her like a dude.
- When she acts like a dude, treat her like a chick.
- Don't ever bet on the fucking Patriots. And that really really hurts to say.
- Pick Up is a good way to get over a big loss.