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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:17 pm 
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Gents,

I used this 1 not 2 long ago and had some great results. I really like this status because of its DHV and its ability to have so many girls qualify themselves. Heres how it goes...

"I have yet to find Mrs. Right. But I have found Mrs. Rude, Mrs. Selfish, and Mrs. Fake..."

You can tweek this 1 but I got over 20 likes and 6 comments... from girls all saying they were mrs. right! leme kno how this1 goes guys.... u can pm me or just quote this in the thread. This 1 works so well because it makes you look like a total pimp. You get tons of girls but are still searching for the "right" one.

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some of these are gold but i have to be honest some may seem like facebook rape.

For anyone that doesn't know what facebook rape is... its when you leave yourself logged in on facebook somewhere (like a mates laptop) and someone goes on your account and posts something to take the piss.. for example ".. loves it up the bum!"

Gonna use some of these though. i'll repost with results.

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The only ones acceptable are the humourous/cheeky ones. All the others are cringeworthy and should not be posted.

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Haha this one backfired for a second (Alicia is one of my Best Friend's Ex Girlfriends)

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Since I took this screen cap a bunch of my friends started commenting about "You forgot Ms. Cheater, Ms. You Have To Sell Your Car... etc etc" responses which made me laugh....

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A lot of good stuff in here..

but aren't you guys worried about status's being googled? I googled some good ones and this website came RIGHT up on the top. The only ones I would probably use are when people screen shot them.. which is the smart thing to do.

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"dude he called u short' 'Oh hel no lift me up lift me up!'

facebook is like jail, you sit around waste time,write on walls and get poked by people you dont know

Do you believe in love at first site? Or do I have to walk by again...

I once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now called The Islands

Roses are red, facebook is blue, No mutual friends? Who The F*CK ARE YOU??!!

"penis reduction" then comment "oops thought this was google, my bad"


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Haha this one backfired for a second (Alicia is one of my Best Friend's Ex Girlfriends)

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Since I took this screen cap a bunch of my friends started commenting about "You forgot Ms. Cheater, Ms. You Have To Sell Your Car... etc etc" responses which made me laugh....
stylite,

this made me smile! but look at all the comments/likes you got... the girls were obv trying to bring you down bc u lowered their value! thats perfect.... lets them qualify to you....

still think this status is awesome.. GL!

Duke


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Haha this one backfired for a second (Alicia is one of my Best Friend's Ex Girlfriends)

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Since I took this screen cap a bunch of my friends started commenting about "You forgot Ms. Cheater, Ms. You Have To Sell Your Car... etc etc" responses which made me laugh....
stylite,

this made me smile! but look at all the comments/likes you got... the girls were obv trying to bring you down bc u lowered their value! thats perfect.... lets them qualify to you....

still think this status is awesome.. GL!


Duke
Yeah that status got a LOT more attention after I took the screen shot.

It was mostly guys adding another "Ms. ________" and a few HB's liked it.

Successful status is successful.

Plus I turned it around on Alicia after I got a few more comments saying "See Alicia, these were the funny comments I was expecting, You're a buzzkill"

and then someone added "Ms. Buzzkill" to the list :lol:

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"dude he called u short' 'Oh hel no lift me up lift me up!'

facebook is like jail, you sit around waste time,write on walls and get poked by people you dont know

Do you believe in love at first site? Or do I have to walk by again...

I once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now called The Islands

Roses are red, facebook is blue, No mutual friends? Who The F*CK ARE YOU??!!

"penis reduction" then comment "oops thought this was google, my bad"
That last one made me LOL, you tried it yet?

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I have just updated my fb today, but I will try the penis reduction status. Tomorrow or Sunday, cant update more than once a day you know :)


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"I'm starting to realize that all girls just secretly hate each other..."
This got alot of likes and comments, mostly from women :) Its a good one alright :)
HAHAAHA, cool let me know

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I think this 'I got xx likes' is unbelieveable cringe worthy.

From what I see from my friends who are naturally good at attracting hot girls many of their status vary so much. 1 guys posts continually funny stuff so many times a day has a lot of girls practically falling on his feet on his facebook wall and some nearly begging for him to call them.

Another always posts things along the likes that he had a great day doing xyz and whilst it doesn't get much response you should see the girls hes with HB10s for sure. It DHVs.

And there's this 1 unique guy who always talks about the most filthiest sexual stuff or statuses that make no sense whatsoever. This guy really couldn't give a shit what anybody thought about it. His statuses always catch my attention and I think WTF does that mean. Results? Once again HB posting all over his wall. I couldn't do this, I couldn't pull it off. But he can because that's his thing.

Not that I care who posts on my wall, it's all food for thought.

When somebody 'likes' it doesn't mean its worked. I've seen numerous girls just scroll down the page pressing 'like' without reading anything (unless they are super fast readers). I think it gets their name about and they like it somehow.
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Roses are red, facebook is blue, No mutual friends? Who The F*CK ARE YOU??!!
Things like that. I don't see what on earth that does for anybody's reputation. People 'like' it because it's a cool little ryhme, so what. Doesn't mean people look up to you because people liked it.

Likes rarely mean anything imo, it's all about how you portray yourself.

My observations.


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It's funny you mentioned that one I just used it.

It's good for a quick little laugh.

It shows you're a fun person. It's not like some chick is going to be blown away by that status and start qualifying herself to you because of it, of course it isn't like that.

But she'll probably smile when she reads it!

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It's funny you mentioned that one I just used it.

It's good for a quick little laugh.

It shows you're a fun person. It's not like some chick is going to be blown away by that status and start qualifying herself to you because of it, of course it isn't like that.

But she'll probably smile when she reads it!
Not sure if it shows you're fun, as she probably wouldn't believe you come up with it. I think it depends on age actually, if you're old it could be seen immature (let's face it, it's quite a lame one!) but if you're quite young it could work.

Each to their own I suppose.

Sorry to be a downer on a long thread. :lol:


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