Been texting this woman for 3 days, she is confusing me, maybe I could get some insight? Please, tear my game apart, I need criticism.

Background on me (first post ever): I'm 24, work in a lab, I'm a nerd except, I'm good looking, training to fight, skinny/ripped and tan, I'm going for 9's and 10's with good personality and my looks can only carry me so far. I was introduced to PUA by my best friend and now i realize i was just settling for 6 and 7's and I wish i had come across all this sooner.

Background on this situation: Met at bar, talked her up, she followed me over to hang out with my friends, didn't kiss close although I feel like I could have...

Me: I enjoyed our conversation tonight, you surprised me

Her: surprised you? how so? I'm assuming this is ____?

Me: I thought u would be an airhead, [my friend] disagreed so I came and talked to you...

Her: haha what is it about me that made you think I'd be an airhead? Glad you were wrong :p

Me: yes

Me: Whats ur last name, Ill add you on facebook

Her: ______. Yay FB friends! hah

Me: haha! Oh no, ur gonna start stalking me now aren't u !!

Her: Well duh. isnt that what airheads do?

Me: As long as the shrines u build me are cute and u leav little presents I'll b ok with it haha

Her: Jeez youre a demanding person to stalk. I was actually thinking about making a voodoo doll. So if you start doing really weird stuff within the next few days... dont worry about it. My intentions are pure

Me: Ur wierd. haha its kinda cute.

Her: I'm glad you like my stalking efforts. What's your last name? and do you ever come to [city]

Me: I facebooked u silly... My old roommate wants to take me to [city] for my bday in a couple weeks.

Me: And well b passing thru in march when we skydive again

Her: How old will you be turning? holla when youre here. We'll celebrate! Skydiving must be pretty badass!

Me: U must have just been looking at my lips or tush all last night cause I told u these things haha!

Her: Guilty. Cut me some slack I was under the infludence haha! So are you going to tell

Her: Didn't get your friend request btw

Me: _____ look me up...

Me: What bands did u say last night, I want to look them up when I get back from {different city} tonight

Her: I have no idea to be quite honest with you. Remind me, whAt genre were we talking about?

Me: Indi/euro rock

Her: I listen to a whole lotta everything. So I have no effing clue what bands I mentioned. Saweee. Enjoy your night!

Me: 24 and skydiving is badass...

Her: Thanks for answering the question 10 days later :p

Me: ...better than 11

Her: Touche salesman

Me: Haha, what?!

Me: What mischief are u gettin into today?

Her: Do you ever watch family guy? Because peter says that to a salesman hA anyway, today's going to be an exciting day. I have some thumb twiddling to do, followed by some wall starring hahha it's lazy sunday so not too much today except a little hw. You?

Me: Goin to the bodies exhibit in ____ at 330, it's the last day its open, if ur hmwk isn't too high priority u should come.

Her: Thanks for the last minute invite. I won't make it in time. And since when is hw not high priority haha what is a bodies exhibit?

Me: Well b there a couple hrs and then hang out in ____downtown if ur ok w bein late... If its due in a week haha, r u a geek or a procrastinator?

Her: What is a bodies xhibit? I'm no geek, and am working on the procrastination part. How's about youzzzz? Unfortunately, my hw is super high priority because I've been putting it off for a while

Me: Dissected bodies... I'm secretly a nerd but I like to get down...

Her: Undercover nerd! Sneaky sneaky! The exhibit sounds very interesting. Next time I'm going to need a heads up on cool stuff like that. Enjoy the exhibit!

Me: Give me some bands to check out, I'm at a cd shop right now.

Her: Deftones. They are my fav. rock band ever. Mimosa is more dubstep. Basement jaxx. Kavinsky. Thom yorke. Zero 7. Big boi. Pantyraid. The pixies. after the burial. Little dragon.
BAM! Let me know how it goesWhat is that a picture of? How was the bodies exhibit?

{Sent her a picture of a volumetric flask filled with a glowing liquid} no text,

Her: That's gonna be your contact picture hahah :p

Me: Lol, y cause it's shaped like a penis? Send me a tit shaped picture and thatll b urs

{she sends hand drawings or saggy boobs and turns it into face}

Her: :PSaggy uneven boobOr someone with really big eyes
But seriously, what was that a picture of0

Me: {blah blah blah}, can't tell u actually but it was a test I ran today that was pretty cool

Me: Is that u outside creepin while I'm in the shower?!

Her: No, but that red flashing light is the camcorder that I've installed in the shower. Long distance creeping

Me: Ok, I thought that's what it was, which is why I wore a duck mask the whole time...

Her: How did you know that I have a weird duck obsession?

Me: Haha! I wouldn't want to b ur friend if u didn't have a weird fetish.. It makes ever encounter more fun

Her: Yea I usually have a daffy duck costume on do you have any weird obsessions? Like butterflies or Teddy bears? Hahah

Me: Haha, would u like serious answer or "you name it I've got a fetish for it!!! "

Her: I'm not talking about a sexual fetish, just an obsession. So respond appropriately :p

Me: Well we know where ur mind is now I was gonna say double entandre jokes...

Her: Look at you, using big words and what not. Don't choke on one :p do you ever watch it's always sunny in Philadelphia

Me: One of my fav shows ever... Haha, I haven't heard u say anything impressively smart

Her: Oh, are we trying to impress one another now? Well you should be impressed at how quietly I snuck into your home to install that camera...while you were sleeping last night

Her: Wow if I were you, I would stop talkig to anyone who says shit like that. I sound creepy as shit

Me: Yea u do! Haha, it's ok, I could kick ur ass pretty hard...

Her: Yea, that makes me think. Why would I stock someone who can destroy me? I think it's time to throw in the towel and put down the night vision binoculars.

Me: Haha, I was having fun, but it's cool. I'm sure I'll save another cute girl from a lame date that isn't actually happening in the future

Her: get with the sarcasm :p And I wasn't on a date, punk.

Me: Haha, well u forgot to leave a glass slipper for me...

Her: Yea those things broke as soon as I stepped outside whoever thought of glass slippers didn't think it through all the way. Haha I'm going to bed. Night

Me: We r actually planning on goin to [city], damn, that was some crazy coincidence we met when we did!

Her: I know. When are you coming here? For your bday?

Me: This weekend, fri and sat

Her: For ur bday?

Me: Yea, but we r goin early bc we all work during the week.

Her: Where are you going to be stayig

Me: Either a hotel or with some friends of friends

Me: Maybe both, u sure can't seem to wait to stare at my butt again can u!? Haha

Her: That's exactly what it is. Do you know what bars/clubs you'll be going to

Me: The sarcasm means its not my butt, what the hell were u staring at? That's my money maker

Her: That was not sarcasm. But tthat statement was :p what places are you gonna be going to {this girl is pretty witty and quick}

Me: I'll give u a call when I get finished up at the gym...

Her: Word

GOD, that was alot to copy and paste from phone to email etc. I hope you enjoyed reading it... I've got a little natural game but not alot.

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Hulk

Is this the entire conversation you guys have had?

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WEAPON

Kinesics Expert,Certified Personal Trainer and Aspiring PUA

"Who Dares,Wins" British Special Air Service Motto

Yes, its been all text game so far.

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Hulk

Ok then

ASK HER OUT ON A DATE, BETTER YET TELL HER YOUR TAKING HER ON A DATE

stop gabbing with her like some 14 year old girl friend back in high school and push forward. I understand your trying to act chill brother but you sound like a good friend and not someone who is gonna fuck her brains out.

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WEAPON

Kinesics Expert,Certified Personal Trainer and Aspiring PUA

"Who Dares,Wins" British Special Air Service Motto

Excellent advice, I'm over analyzing.

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Hulk

I am glad you didn't flip out on me, I thought I might have came off as harsh but you needed it.

You ask her out yet?

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WEAPON

Kinesics Expert,Certified Personal Trainer and Aspiring PUA

"Who Dares,Wins" British Special Air Service Motto

The picture of the flask was actually a good idea. I have a degree in biology myself but I never used the things I tested with as props for interacting with girls. That's definitely an angle I'm gonna start looking at now. Then again I never worked with glowing liquids before either but I'm sure I can figure something out. Were you working with flourescent bacteria?

Oh I'm getting sidetracked here. Yeah, you texted her too much over the span of 3 days. If you're not careful, there's a chance you'll be CAse. But it does sound like she's being very responsive. Cut the texting, advance with short phone calls and set up a date. Save the good flirty banter for when you're talking on the phone or when you see her in person.

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Pretty little girls, so used to getting your way. Along comes a man who challenges you, and suddenly you don't know what to say.

It was just a chemical that emits different wavelength light under UV. But yea, I think showing interest in your own work despite what it may b raises value to your work.

My bud just told me the other day I do way too much comfort and not enough sexual, I'm going to follow your advice.

Chatted with her via phone, made a weak possible saturday hook up at the bars.

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Hulk

Your text game was beautiful. Negged her enough to build your self up and you made plenty of sexual innuendos to keep you in the game and her mind in your member.

But like others have said, you just gotta close her. Texting will get old rather quickly so I would give her a call when you have time to meet up with her. I'm sure she'll oblige. Be sure to be as interesting in person as you are in text, but don't overthink it.

Every chick is different, but you seem to have her comfortable enough to bring her over to your place for a movie night and drinks. Will be an easy kino situation and the F close will be inevitable.

Just my 2 cents. Applaud your text game though. Very witty and clever. Nice job. Now just advance your relationship with her.

Update:

I ignored her for a bit after my initial call, then texted a few things about meeting that weekend late at night, she was at a bar and said she would call me the next day and asked me about how my day was, I didn't reply, the next day she called me on my lunch break.

I confirmed the set up for day 2 for the weekend. She said she would think about it, I replied with, "well I can already tell you want to come so I'll see you on Saturday" To which she giggled and replied, "Ok, I'll see you Saturday."

She also asked me to 'hit her up' as in call her just to chat? Not sure.

Didn't talk/ text her, she wanted to know when we were starting, so I let her know. early in the night she called and said she couldn't get her friends to come down, it is a long drive and she didn't know anyone else so she didn't feel comfortable with it. I said thats fine, and she said, "but you get to come to [city] next weekend so I'll see you then!"

I think this was a legit excuse.

ANYway, I've got a week to go, how do I keep the attraction elevated if I haven't seen her in a week?

AND, my friends and I are staying in a hotel for 2 days. Logistically, we're going to party that first night at bars and then day game all saturday to have a party in the hotel that night. What should i logistically be doing to get an F-close?

Thank you for your replies in advance,

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Hulk

She seems into you, calls you and asks you to hang out with her.
What should i logistically be doing to get an F-close?
Use your dick.

Don't really see why you need advice for it SPAM?

I've tried advancing the conversation sexualły a couple times but haven't gotten the chance to try on the phone. When I do she just ignores completely but responds to anything else I say no matter how remotely stupid it is. What type of woman am I dealling with here?

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Hulk

Things were lookin bad but pulling back and acting disinterested works wonders. Went out friday, she asked me to call her when we went out, I waited awhile then texted her and she never responded, I called once the next day around noon. I just let it b and thought it was a dead end, that night she texts like crazy to come to the bar she is at. I tease her and say I'm glad she got a new phone after dropping hers in the tiolet, she is so clumsy. Dance for 2 hrs, back to hotel and f close on desk in executive room.


Thank you for the advice gentlemen.

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