*Facebook Statuses that convey Value* DHV



Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests
Post new topic Reply to topic   Board index » Tools & Techniques of Game: Meeting, Attracting and Seducing Women » Routines

Unanswered topics | Active topics | New posts | Your posts





  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
Hudson Hawke
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:45 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast

Joined: Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:10 am
Posts: 62
Quote:
Quote:
i just got a lunch date with an hb 8 from the text i sent, so if you play it right it could work. kudos to the idea man.
So whats the response mate? How many likes?
2 likes (guys) 4 comments (one girl) so it didnt work well with my list of friends. But I did end up f-closing that date that night. I've set myself up as an arrogant ass type who enjoys prodding people, so something like that wasnt out of the ordinary for me. anyway thats my report. im gonna try some of the other suggestions on here as time goes on. if you end up trying it be prepared for the dirty shit tests and a way to defuse without apologizing.
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Johndigwood120
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:52 pm 
Offline
Member of MPUA Forum

Joined: Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:57 pm
Posts: 189
Quote:
I'm thinking of posting the " brunets do it better" status , but i just broke up with my blond ex girlfriend Isnt that status gonna make me look immature ?
If a lot of your friends know your ex then probally, if they don't know her just do it and notasinglefukwasgiven
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Stylite
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:23 am 
Offline
Member of MPUA Forum
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:33 pm
Posts: 163
Location: New York
"I tried to log on to my iPad and then realized it was an Etch-A-Sketch. I don't even own an iPad. Also, I'm out of vodka."

_________________
Like Dance Music? Subscribe To My PodCast on iTunes. Please Rate and Comment :) http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/nigh ... d486084976
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Arcana
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:57 am 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:18 pm
Posts: 8
"I'm starting to realize that all girls just secretly hate each other..."

This status got me a little over 40 likes and 20 something comments, mostly from HBs, I commented on it saying "and dont even deny that most of you who read or liked this status had someone in mind" which got several likes as well
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Stylite
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:07 am 
Offline
Member of MPUA Forum
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:33 pm
Posts: 163
Location: New York
Quote:
"I'm starting to realize that all girls just secretly hate each other..."

This status got me a little over 40 likes and 20 something comments, mostly from HBs, I commented on it saying "and dont even deny that most of you who read or liked this status had someone in mind" which got several likes as well
Just posted that! I'll report back in 20 minutes and tell you how it did :lol:

_________________
Like Dance Music? Subscribe To My PodCast on iTunes. Please Rate and Comment :) http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/nigh ... d486084976
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Stylite
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 2:18 am 
Offline
Member of MPUA Forum
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:33 pm
Posts: 163
Location: New York
after 20 minutes, 5 likes from mostly girls.

and a heap of comments that randomly turned into a lesbian conversation.

_________________
Like Dance Music? Subscribe To My PodCast on iTunes. Please Rate and Comment :) http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/nigh ... d486084976
Top
   
Reply with quote  
KayB
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:32 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast

Joined: Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:51 am
Posts: 61
Location: Norway
This is a status for TODAY ONLY! An in Europe only(I think), cause you in the US write dates differently(dont you?)

We write it like this 01.02.2012 or 1.2.12, so my status was: The date today is 1.2.12, a perfect day to test microphones.

Funny and clever (imo :D ), has gotten alot of likes.
Top
   
Reply with quote  
"The Gift"
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:11 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Zealot
User avatar

Joined: Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:54 am
Posts: 437
The definition of irony:

Asking god to help you on a science exam
Top
   
Reply with quote  
KimPa
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:51 pm 
Offline
Dedicated Member

Joined: Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:13 pm
Posts: 655
Location: Milano
Quote:
"I'm starting to realize that all girls just secretly hate each other..."

This status got me a little over 40 likes and 20 something comments, mostly from HBs, I commented on it saying "and dont even deny that most of you who read or liked this status had someone in mind" which got several likes as well
And what do you say if someone says no, i do not agree and 2 people likes her comment :P

_________________
In this world, you don't get what you deserve but what you fight for!
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Stylite
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:59 pm 
Offline
Member of MPUA Forum
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:33 pm
Posts: 163
Location: New York
Quote:
Quote:
"I'm starting to realize that all girls just secretly hate each other..."

This status got me a little over 40 likes and 20 something comments, mostly from HBs, I commented on it saying "and dont even deny that most of you who read or liked this status had someone in mind" which got several likes as well
And what do you say if someone says no, i do not agree and 2 people likes her comment :P
Actually when I posted this I got several sarcastic responses from girls like

"You're just figuring this out now?!"

or

"Oh no! He's on to us...!"


and then someone made some comment like "Yeah it's pretty obvious, I hate most girls..." which was the perfect set up for me to counter the sarcasm and reinstate the original thought by saying..

"I didn't say MOST girls hate MOST girls, I'm talking ALL girls hate ALL girls... vicious little things..."

at which point everyone liked my post haha

_________________
Like Dance Music? Subscribe To My PodCast on iTunes. Please Rate and Comment :) http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/nigh ... d486084976
Top
   
Reply with quote  
KimPa
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:01 pm 
Offline
Dedicated Member

Joined: Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:13 pm
Posts: 655
Location: Milano
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
"I'm starting to realize that all girls just secretly hate each other..."

This status got me a little over 40 likes and 20 something comments, mostly from HBs, I commented on it saying "and dont even deny that most of you who read or liked this status had someone in mind" which got several likes as well
And what do you say if someone says no, i do not agree and 2 people likes her comment :P
Actually when I posted this I got several sarcastic responses from girls like

"You're just figuring this out now?!"

or

"Oh no! He's on to us...!"


and then someone made some comment like "Yeah it's pretty obvious, I hate most girls..." which was the perfect set up for me to counter the sarcasm and reinstate the original thought by saying..

"I didn't say MOST girls hate MOST girls, I'm talking ALL girls hate ALL girls... vicious little things..."

at which point everyone liked my post haha
I said :

"girls can be very catty judgemental and jealous, especially of other girls." after 2 minutes i got 3 likes :D haha this can be really fun :P

_________________
In this world, you don't get what you deserve but what you fight for!
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Cheeky157
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:33 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast

Joined: Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:04 pm
Posts: 53
Location: England
Awesome posts, I tend to update with quotes from people like Ralph Waldo Emerson and Dale Carnegie, I like to appear smart :lol:

_________________
There's a new Player in Town..
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Cheeky157
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:49 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast

Joined: Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:04 pm
Posts: 53
Location: England
'There is nothing I hate more than attention seek...OMFG A GIANT SPIDER JUST RAN ACROSS MY SCREEN!!!'

_________________
There's a new Player in Town..
Top
   
Reply with quote  
KayB
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:55 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast

Joined: Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:51 am
Posts: 61
Location: Norway
Quote:
"I'm starting to realize that all girls just secretly hate each other..."
This got alot of likes and comments, mostly from women :) Its a good one alright :)
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Torn Stitch
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:38 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast

Joined: Mon May 16, 2011 5:13 pm
Posts: 77
I posted the:" It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.." a few days ago and got 24 likes and 1 comment. Not too bad. About to try another one either today or tomorrow.Stuff is gold
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic  Reply to topic  Page 30 of 50
  [ 738 posts ] 

Board index » Tools & Techniques of Game: Meeting, Attracting and Seducing Women » Routines

All times are UTC

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  

Can we be honest?

We want your email address. Let me send you the best seduction techniques ever devised... because they are really good.
close-link